
By Susannah Hicks - Rock the Plank - 09/07/2006
When I walked into Les Saints, the lights were low and smoke machines were on full blast. The crowd seemed into the hip-hop filler music, as people were dancing and excited for Ratatat and still pumped from the two openers The Envelopes and Panther. Ratatat quietly entered the stage and started to play. The first couple of songs weren’t that exciting; Ratatat’s energy was mellow and calm. This wasn’t expected from their hard-hitting, energy-pumping, rock 'n roll-twisted hip-hop beats that they showcase on their albums. The live set-up involved the core duo of Mike Stroud and Evan Mast with a third touring musician playing with the band. One element that made Ratatat’s show stellar was the mighty projections, a contribution to making many shows great. The artists' black silhouettes intertwined with the psychedelic geometric-shaped projections against the white wall added a great dimension to the show. Aside from the projectons, Ratatat were not impressive for their first couple of songs, but then they started to heat up -- smoking, in fact -- with hard reverberant bass lines and power-charged eletric guitar. The crowd started dancing up a storm, with robotic moves and the Running Man alike. What really intrigued me about the show was that Ratatat played their instruments precisely like on their album. The majority of the songs played were off their most recent album Classics, released in August 2006. They sounded crisp, clear, full, so analogous to their recording quality, which is rare with two-piecers. They integrated their analog instruments perfectly (guitar and bass) with the keys and ended up sounding seamless. Ratatat played a one-hour set with two encores, keeping their dance punk vibe strong throughout the show. All in all, it was a good evening -- aside from the first couple of songs -- and they soon won over the crowd and rocked steadily the rest of the night.
[Tune into Rock The Plank, every Thursday 2-4pm]

By Alex Huynh - Losing My Edge - 09/23/2006
Music is not always about rock stars. It is easy to forget, attending many shows where your senses are directed towards the stage and ultimately, short of already having the band's music wired in your head, what you see factors in just as much as what you hear and feel. Start the show off right in front of the band, immersing yourself in a bubble and then mid-way, go to the back with all the cocktail chatters and your detached position lends a different perspective to the proceedings.
I admit fearing the worst going into Lambchop's first-ever Montreal gig, because their music is the perfect companion for that last drink of the night alone, long after you've played that Tom Waits record. This being the new Montreal with shows starting on time (*gasp*), we were a long way from that soul-searching moment at closing time. After the first few notes, these fears were gone. It was like watching the jazz band performing at a piano bar in the movies, except the main characters have already left the venue. This was soundtrack music that refuses to stay in the background.
Despite them being on this occasion a six-piece accompanied by Austin's Tosca String Quartet, the glue is still crooner Kurt Wagner and his distinctive vocals. Every word is like the first breath uttered after waking up, lingering yet deliberate. The lush orchestra hangs around him, the piano especially waltzing with the vocals like two aging ballroom dancers. The lights were dimmed for the most part, helping to create the sensation that your surroundings have melted away and there you stand alone in your headspace.
There is one aspect to Lambchop that is not to be forgotten: their willingness to be subtilely deranged. It seeps into their music very quietly, but there is something beyond haunting and off, like something coming out of an old-time radio in a David Lynch film. Bursts of noise would slip in unannounced but never unexpectedly because the band has been building up to it almost inconspicuously. Of course, all this sounds great, but it is up to the observer to decide whether to step inside that bubble in the first place. Perhaps some were getting jittery -- this was one show that made you shake your fist at the smoking ban -- but as far as providing an overwhelming soundtrack to your drunken head-sorting, I can't think of a better way to spend a lonely Saturday night.
[Tune in to Losing My Edge every Sunday 2pm-4pm and Tuesday 8pm-10pm.]

By Mikey B - The Lonesome Strangers - 09/10/2006
Arts & Crafts are really starting to clean up around here.
The Toronto-based label that boasts fine acts such as Broken Social Scene, Feist and Stars have acquired yet another stellar band for their growing stable of goodness, the Parisian foursome known as Phoenix.
Word-of-mouth spreads pretty quickly, so once their third studio album (after 2004’s Alphabetical and 2000’s United) had hit the shelves, people were already hearing about that great new French band that signed on to A&C. The album It’s Never Been Like That came out in mid-June and has been on most indie hipsters’ hot lists since then. The first two albums flew fairly low on the indie rock radar, garnering a moderate hit when “Too Young” made its way on the Kevin Shields-inspired Lost in Translation soundtrack. Since then, their sound had sort of evolved into a mish-mash between disco-fused pop and dreamy indie rock. On their latest offering though, the hooks are more evident and the sound now has a semblance to the clean-cut pop of Supergrass and the Strokes. Phoenix, like most other indie contemporaries, might not be groundbreaking, however they do stand out from the rest of the herd of hipsters that have been swarming the music scene as of late.
The crowd was relatively large at 9pm for openers La Rocca, who treated the early birds to a brief fantastic set of heartfelt Britpop straight from the Emerald Isles. Their melodies come off as happy at times, mixed with the sound of the downtrodden vocalist crooning away passionately. It sure as hell isn’t the Smiths, but the formula seems to stick well with these guys.
Shortly thereafter, Phoenix hit the stage and kicked things off with “Napoleon Says” and “Long Distance Call” from their most recent release. Songs from earlier albums such as “Run Run Run” and “If I Ever Feel Better” were thrown in for good measure, and although eight of the 13 songs played were from the new album, this didn’t seem to bother anyone. By now, most people have gotten used to the fact that the live experience is a combined marketing ploy to sell any new album. Sure, most fans will usually complain and beg for the “older stuff” but the truth is, these relatively low-key bands thrive on the new album, the hype and the word-of-mouth, even if they’ve been around for upwards of five years. In this case, the new album is their best, so by show time, there’s no need to dig into the back catalogue, cover songs or provide generic concert-filler.
For the most part, the show stood at around the same high-octane level, with much of the material having a steady upbeat sensation to them. No real ballads or in-between chit-chat, just a lot of straightforward indie rock. My personal highlight of the show was when “Consolation Prize” was played and at the same time, the seven-foot giant obstructing my view moved to the side. The show closed with "North" and "Sometimes In The Fall", both again from the new album.
Now what strikes me odd is that as an objective listener to Phoenix, they really don’t come off sounding like a French band. In the first line of the song "Napoleon Says”, lead man Thomas Mars asks us if “you know your French well?”. Of course, here in "La Belle Pro Express”, we know a little but even the most discerning of Québécois ears wouldn’t be able to pick up even the slightest accent from these guys. The French sound, if any, is completely whitewashed amidst a slew of catchy pop melodies, and that doesn’t bother me in the slightest.
Leave the French to Stereolab and Indochine, they know what they’re doing.
[Tune in to The Lonesome Strangers every Wednesday from 3pm to 5pm.]

By K-Man - 09/16/2006
OK first off, I have to admit that I thought this show would either be retardedly heavy or horribly bad. I am glad to report that it was like high doom at the OK Corral.
The show started a little earlier than expected; having cocktails after closing shop at a friend's music store, we warmed up with the new Slayer album and some Entombed -- two more bands that obviously listened to Celtic Frost. By the time we left Soundcentral and walked the three blocks to The Medley, we'd already missed Sahg and half of 1349's set.
Sources (Zelig -- dude has seen as many shows as I have) say that Sahg was tight and stoner-like and he bought their CD. I'll make it a point to see them.
Walking in on 1349 just tearing the shit out of the venue was like walking in on the apocalypse itself. In a nutshell: I walk in and the first thing I see is one of Montreal's finest in front of the concession stand: pig in blue, hands clapped over his filthy piglet ears, face contorted with fear and wonder (but mostly fear). We secured a vantage point to see better, I turn around and in that short minute, the big bad wolf had blown the little pig right out the front door. The brutality was real, as was their conviction (makeup aside, these guys were seriously packin' matches for some midnight church burnings, no joke). They were dripping with it folks.
I don't throw the word "icon" around -- it can seem a little dramatic. Celtic Frost however are just that: icons of their genre. They are the pioneers of Doom, Death, Black and Speed Metal. I remember going to Rock En Stock as a teenager, like '83/'84/'85, and picking up Possessed, Corrosion of Conformity, Venom -- you get the picture -- and one of the albums that stood out most had this cool H.R. Giger painting on it. The album (of course) was To Mega Therion. My buddy picked it up on one of those visits and I think I bought the Die, Die My Darling EP that time. Let's just say that To Mega Therion changed a few things for us that weekend. When they came to Montreal to play the World War III metal show in '85, with Voivod and Possessed, so did this city's perception of what 'metal' could be.
Ahh...to dine with the Divine. Saturday the 16th 2006 was a good day to die. Tom G. (Warrior) Fischer (guit./vox), Eric Ain (bass) and Reed St.Mark (drums) were all there just like they were 17 years ago, with a more than adequate second guitar player. I used to listen to them for their fast thrashy parts but was quickly reminded of just how slow and doomy they really are.
These guys influenced everybody from Slayer to Obituary to the Melvins to bands like Sepultura, Fantomas, Earthride and 1349, and pretty much all of the Norwegian black metal bands. The list could literally go on forever.
Fischer and Ain were in another band called Hellhammer in '81 or thereabouts. Legend has it that Warrior got back to Switzerland from a British metal festival featuring Venom and the light went on for 'ol Fischer: the birth of Celtic Frost. The rest is history and we heard history. They tore through their first release,'84's Morbid Tales (including the show opener "Approcreation of the Wicked", "Emperor's Return", "Dance Macabre" and their insane closer that night, "Into the Crypts of Rays"), almost all of '85's To Mega Therion ("Jewel Throne", "Necromantical Screams", the devastating "Circle of Tyrants" -- everything but "Endless Summer") and "Mesmerized" from their later album Into the Pandemonium. They mercifully avoided their material from their hair-farming era (late 80's - early 90's), only to blow us away with numbing songs from their new album called Monotheist, which is pretty bloody heavy at that. Super heavy, best Doom Metal I've seen/heard in a long... long time.
Celtic Frost are packing in a brilliantly tight, super heavy package of doom, black, speed and real honest-to-Satan ol' school mosh parts, in a 60+ date tour this summer and fall -- remember when moshing was actually moshing: people got hurt, that was the deal, none of this kata-posing, Che Guevara-cap-wearin' mama's boys, pick-up-the-next-guy-that-falls, fairy bullshit 'moves' these dweebs are tip-toeing to at Dillinger Escape Plan shows... it ain't called The Safety Dance for a reason). If you missed them, I'm sorry for you, but you can check out Celtic Frost's performance at this year's Wachen Open Air Festival on a popular German television rock show and you'll get the general idea. Iconically slow, iconically fast, iconically doomy, 'Nihil Verum Nisi Mors', bitches.
[Tune in to Beyond That Graveyard III every Friday from 9pm to Midnight.]

By Jo Satana - 09/10/2006
Sunday September 10 2006 was a special night for concert-goers as the who's who of Montreal’s underground shined their goatees and straightened their favorite pair of boots to kick heels with the elite over at Spectrum for a night of Metal magic. Practically the entire CJLO Loud Rock roster -- freelancers as well! -- came to welcome Mastodon as they thundered through our fair city in support of their new album Blood Mountain (Warner), bringing Boston hardcore punkers Converge and L.A. socialites The Bronx along with them.
Now let me take this opportunity to dispel a common myth about the CJLO crew: we might look cool, calm and composed on the outside, but we are like ducks, baby, and its all frantic below the water. The goal: to ensure timely arrival to the show through carpooling -- to show that we are environmentally conscientious -- while also taking the time for a nice pre-concert cocktail. The result: two stressful hours of heated back-and-forth and childish name-calling resulted in absolutely no initiative to carpool and we all completely missed The Bronx’s set, but having already caught them at a previous venue, I wasn’t too disappointed. In retrospect, our tardiness was mainly due to the fact that we took the time to be properly fed and "hydrated", accompanied by occasional moments of panic catalyzed by the realization that we might miss Converge’s set (apparently a must-see in some people’s books but not really my opinion -- see below). Also factoring in was a leisurely discussion which touched poignant topics such as the use of safety pins to keep T-shirts from falling apart, the opportunistic view that is awarded to the attentive when chicks are putting on their boots and the phenomenon of Cat-Scratch Fever where women, obviously through the transmission of an airborne virus found in cat claws, can’t fight off the urge to attack another female and rip off their clothes.
After our meal, we headed off to the show. Like I mentioned previously, we arrived right at the end of The Bronx’s set. Like the good concert-goers that we are, the next half-hour was spent perusing the merch tables and catching up with fellow collegues/peers as literally everyone from the scene was present and in attendance. Converge took the stage at a timely 8:30 and hardcore madness did in fact ensue. While I must admit that I am unfamiliar with Converge’s catalogue of "classics" and having never seen them live, I decided to mentally prepare myself by checking out the zany two-step dances the kids were doing. Hehe, it sort of looks like moshing -- but not really. Again, before ripping me a new one for my ignorance, I am aware of the huge following (proportionally) that Converge has here in Montreal and I am well-versed in the new-wave of hardcore (which I initially thought started and ended with Hatebreed). I’m glad to see that the kids are coming out to these shows, and it is in fact appreciated that I was able to witness a mixed bill like this one -- a not-so-rare occurrence anymore, but nonetheless refreshing. However, I’m not going to hide the fact that I wasn’t really digging the performance and I’ll leave it to a volunteer with more experience points in this field to fill in the gaps for this part of the review.
Moving forward, there is always a palpable tension in the air when something incredibly satisfying is about to happen: from that tingling sensation you get just before orgasm to the slow trickle of saliva down your chin before a nice meal, we are attuned, as a species, to sense the coming of something special. That is exactly how I felt the moment before Mastodon took the stage. Prior to that instant, thoughts were circling my head about the rumors concerning the band's future: supposedly Warner, after inking the deal with Mastodon, were little impressed with the end product and the band apparently has a lot to prove to a company that cares very little. My theory is that a band’s best way to sell itself when label security is in question is always the success of the supporting live show and not the new album release itself, since record moguls rarely know anything about their public and ticket sales are a better representation of the fan base rather then record sales.
Simply put, Mastodon killed. Any doubt I may have had -- especially after having listened to a streaming version of the new album, a body of work that is a little too easy to get into -- quickly vanished only to be replaced with a strong nod of the head in acknowledgement of that moment when everything comes together as if the pieces where custom fit to assemble. That’s what witnessing Mastodon is like (cheese factor definitely intended). They blew through their set for a crushing hour and a half and left no prisoners. The band is living proof that Metal is still a progressive genre that translates well into a live show, pleasing old Voivoders and speedheads alike. What should be noted about their set, having just seen them perform as the supporting act for Slayer this summer, is that they take risks. The crux of their music relies on complex and precise time changes; the fact that they pulled off every song flawlessly is an attestation to their technical prowess and with little rest between songs, their endurance as well. What I was most impressed with was how effortless they seemed to do it all; anyone who knows anything about how sound is produced was in full attention as it was clear that night that Mastodon is not just some studio band, which is normally the case for prog rockers.
In terms of set list, they basically perused both Remission and Leviathan enough to satisfy the crowd while at the same time, peppering their set with new classics from the just-released Blood Mountain. The show started and by the first few songs, we were treated with "March of the Fire Ants" and the set finished with "Hearts Alive" -- two songs that in my book best describe the entity as it is: a band whose output kicks you in the head as much as it nourishes it.
Mastodon is the sound of Metal for the 21st century; bow your head in shame if you missed this one. Now go clean your room or something.
[Jo "Can I watch you put on your boots?" Satana is a freelance perv.]

By Trevor Kiernander - Ones and Zeroes - 08/24/2006
One thing is for certain, when you go to see Matthew Herbert perform, you can’t be sure what you are going to get. This definitely held up with his recent, not-so-sold-out performance at Club Soda.
I was first shocked at how few people had shown up to see one of today’s finer experimental musicians. His previous album Plat du Jour consisted almost entirely of found sounds, and was performed to a packed Darling Foundry a year or so ago for the Nuit Blanche. I slept on researching this show, as it has been a ridiculously busy summer for me, so I wasn’t even aware that he was playing with a band that night. The opener had also cancelled, so it was turning out to be far from a call-home-to-mom kind of night.
The band took to the stage wearing smoking jackets à la Jamie Lidell, which I thought was the first faux pas of the evening. It wasn’t very soon after that the soul took over and a singer, again similar to Lidell, started belting it out. For those of you who have seen Lidell perform before, it is a pretty phenomenal sight, and something almost impossible to compete with so I was quickly on my way to an early escape. But it’s Herbert, and the man can make music, so I stuck around.
Even though the new album Scale deals with more 'human'-based sound and instrumentation, I couldn’t help but constantly make the comparisons to Lidell -- especially since his Jazz Fest performance at the same venue was only a couple months prior.
There were decent moments and Herbert can make a crowd move, but I think there were a number of people who may have known ahead of time what to expect and it reflected in the turnout. There was a Plat du Jour moment where he crumpled a plastic water bottle and transformed it into mass bongo hysteria but for the most part, it seemed like a very safe set. I’m not one to give bad reviews unless it is obviously warranted (see: James Blunt), so I’ll blame this one on not having a great day. Can’t wait to see him perform again though. Always a treat.
[Tune in to Ones and Zeroes Mondays 10am-Noon.]
By Johnny Suck - Turn Down the Suck - 07/03/2005
Sounds of the Underground was supposed to be THE summer festival for those of us who aren’t into Warped Tour and who aren’t visited by Ozzfest. It had loads of potential but, unfortunately, it failed. The festival would have been able to overcome any single problem, however there were several issues that teamed up to bring it down. First of all, Stade Uniprix is an awful venue. The show was indoors, in what felt like an airplane hangar. There was almost zero atmosphere and the sound was atrocious. Even the best bands were difficult to enjoy due to the sound and the worst bands were rendered unlistenable. Having a concert at Uniprix is as ridiculous an idea as playing tennis at Metropolis.
That the show started three hours late did not help matters. The show was supposed to begin at 1:00 and run until 11:00. Having 16 bands in 10 hours is pretty tight, squeezing them all into 7 hours was a mess. The first bunch of bands were playing 15-20 minute sets and headliners were on for no more than 45 minutes. When a band that you don’t care for is playing, a 15-minute set is a good thing. When High on Fire plays for only 15 minutes, it is a disaster. The reason why it started so late was not clear -- rumour was that several bands and the sound guys were held up at the border. Whatever the reason, standing around in a giant hangar without even any background music for a couple of hours before the show is pretty anti-climatic. Any enthusiasm that I was feeling before the show -- and, yes, I actually was pretty excited when I got there -- was replaced by my usual apathy during the three-hour delay.
The third and most important problem was the group of bands that were playing. The individual bands themselves weren’t really the problem, it was more the sum of the bands that didn’t work. The roster was too far skewed towards hardcore/metalcore to be interesting. Or, maybe, you could say that there were too many non-hardcore/metalcore bands who were out of place at what was essentially a hardcore festival. Here’s a run through of the bands:
The Red Chord was the first band of the afternoon, taking the stage a little before 4:00. They had the difficult task of warming up a crowd that had long gone cold. I liked them simply because they were something. After three hours of an empty stage, any band is welcome.
Devil Driver was lucky to be on second. Had they played later in the day, they would have easily been lost in the pack.
I think I enjoyed A Life Once Lost’s performance, but unfortunately I can’t remember a single thing about it. I guess I couldn’t have enjoyed it that much.
The biggest disappointment of the afternoon was High On Fire’s set. Not because it wasn’t good, but because it was only three-songs long. They played “Cometh Down Hessian”, “Nemesis”, “Devilution”, and then it was over. It ended when it should have just been getting started.
Madball was a pretty good band to be part of the tour. They didn’t seem out of place (like Clutch) but they managed to sound unique among so many bands (unlike Chimaira). Sounds would have been a stronger festival with more bands like them.
Strapping Young Lad dished out the heaviest set of the day. Also notable was that they were the only band besides Gwar to have anything to say besides “how you doing Montreal?”, “let’s get this pit going”, and “go buy our merch”. Entertaining and original banter does count for something.
Of all the bands, Throwdown had the biggest and most enthusiastic crowd. It was odd that they were on so early when they should have been one of the headliners. The crowd started to thin after they had played.
Norma Jean’s set was pretty intense, but was difficult to enjoy. I didn’t buy their performance as being entirely natural, and if a band doesn’t seem genuine they lose considerable appeal.
Every Time I Die, Chimaira, Poison The Well and Unearth all did a good job of blending in with each other.
Despite being the first band to have decent sound, Clutch were poorly received. This wasn’t surprising given how much they differ from the dominant style of the tour. A quick look around the room told you that 90% of the people there weren’t Clutch fans. Still, they played the second-best set of the day.
Wondering whose set was the best? Here are some hints: two large blood cannons, a Nazi-Pope, the beheading of George W. Bush, and an alien bathing in the blood shooting out from his gigantic, horned penis. Gwar provided some much-needed entertainment for what would otherwise have been a pretty dry affair, and their music wasn’t bad either.
I’m not fan of Lamb of God (gasp!) and wasn’t expecting much from them, but surprisingly I enjoyed their set quite a bit. Maybe they are worthy of some of the hype after all.
For whatever reason, Montreal was the only city where Lamb of God wasn’t headlining. Instead it was Opeth who had that honour. They also had the honour of playing to the smallest crowd of the day because by that time, most people -- including myself -- had left.
Full Blown Chaos, All That Remains, and From Autumn To Ashes were on the bill but did not play.
The Sounds of the Underground lineup looked promising on paper, but didn’t work in the end. There simply wasn’t enough variety among the bands. When there are only three or four bands on a bill, it is perfectly fine if they all play the same or similar styles of music. When there are 16 bands and 10-12 of them sound similar, it can get a little tiring. The other major problems (Stade Uniprix, starting late) were unique to this particular date, but the band roster is a problem of the entire tour. Hopefully, it is a problem that will be fixed for future editions of Sounds of the Underground , assuming it is successful enough to continue, which I hope it is.
[Tune into Turn Down the Suck Mondays from 1:30-3:00pm]

By Lisa Sookraj - Unsystem-Addict - 08/29/2006
I had never seen Rancid live and was looking forward to it, especially after seeing NOFX a few months ago -- another band I'd wanted to see since I was 17. My buddy Drew accompanied me to see Rancid on the first of three nights they played in Montreal. Openers for the other two nights were the Slackers on the 30th and the Planet Smashers on the 31st. Other bands Rancid are playing with on the current tour include Sick Of It All, Avail, the Aquabats and H20.
The show started on time, which was surprisingly early -- shows seem to get earlier and earlier all the time these days -- and Montreal punk band Ripcordz played first. I hadn't heard them before, but found they performed well. These punks have been around since 1980 and have ten albums. Then Boston's Big D and the Kids Table came on, and they put on a great rock-it-out ska show. There was lots of energy and excitement in the music and performance, and the diverse crowd at Le Spectrum was quite into it. For anyone who's interested but hasn't heard them, Big D and the Kids Table have been called one of the best things to happen to ska in ages. If you want to know more about them I would suggest contact Josh from The Kids Are So-So as he's all about the Big D. He even got to meet him after he played in an alley this summer.
Rancid came on at around 9:30. They started their set with "Roots Radicals". They played a lot of their great album ...And Out Come The Wolves and a mix of songs off their other releases such as Indestructible and Let's Go. The band obviously put time and effort into deciding on different sets every night of the tour for their fans, as promised on their website. They also played two songs by Operation Ivy, which pleased many a-fan at the show. During the set, Tim Armstrong announced that his new solo album will be released November 7th and will also be available for free one track at a time online.
Notable songs my buddy Drew and I remember hearing:
Sound System (Operation Ivy)
Unity (Operation Ivy)
Olympia, WA
Maxwell Murder
Ruby Soho
Tenderloin
Journey to the End
Out of Control
Radio
Rats in the Hallway
The War's End
Disorder and Disarray
To Have and To Have Not (Billy Bragg cover)
Memphis
Fall Back Down
The fellows in Rancid put on a satisfying punk show that took me back to my youth, much like NOFX on their recent similar tour (smaller venues, 2-3 nights a city). They gave it their all and you couldn't tell they've been touring like crazy. They were having a good time playing and the crowd could sense that. The show could have just as easily been the first or last night of the tour in terms of the band's energy, performance, sound, choice of set list, etc. And it was clear that they really appreciated the Montreal crowd.
The moral of the story is: seeing Rancid live is an experience not to be missed. I read online that Lars Frederiksen had a seizure during the third Montreal show, and the band are postponing their dates in Toronto and Buffalo. I, like many others, wish him a speedy recovery -- as you can tell, for Rancid it isn't just about the money that this tour makes, it's about giving to as many of the kids as they can some genuine rockin' times, while they can.
[Tune in to Unsystem-Addict Saturdays 8pm-10pm.]

By Lisa S - Unsystem-Addict - 08/05/2006
Regarding the venue -- I'd never previously been to Le National and I must say this was one of the best things about the Gary Numan show for me. I like that the floor is on a slope, so you can see the stage well over the crowd anywhere you happen to stand. However, this feature was not necessarily necessary for the Numan show in particular, as there were far less people there than I had expected. That said, it was not packed at all and everyone had lots of room to themselves to move about as they pleased, though despite the room not many people were really dancing.
The Numan crowd was entirely unthreatening; I had been concerned about going alone to such a 'goth' show, because goths tend to travel in pairs or groups -- because when you're that much of an insecure outcast, you can use all the social support you can get. However, my concern was unfounded, as there were few to no hardcore, judgmental or pretentious goths there. In fact, being at the show reminded me of the age-old fate of most goths, which involves having to severely normal out at some point in their lives; this was made painfully apparent by those present at the Numan show, especially in comparison to the sparse dressed-to-the-nines fans (mostly younger) that were there.
On the openers -- I arrived at the show for 9pm, and things started right on time. The opening act New Skin played until 9:30, and the 30 minutes couldn't have gone by slower in my opinion. All the songs sounded too similar and there wasn't a singular moment worth noting in their entire set. They announced that they have an album coming out soon and no doubt this has to do with the current trend of pseudo-gothic scenesterism. New Skin couldn't look, let alone sound, stylish or serious about songwriting. In my notes I referred to them as somewhat contrived goth-rock that didn't really rock, at its worst. There was nothing to write home about other than the girl had a British accent. This may sound harsh -- and I suppose it doesn't help that the lead singer looked just like this particularly evil girl I knew in high school -- but I had also gotten my hopes up that Numan might have acquired some really great up-and-coming industrial or synth pop outfit from the UK for his Jagged tour, but alas, twas not to be so.
As for Numan's performance itself -- the best thing about his performance was no doubt the fact that he was not at all hindered by the fact that he's grown rather old and less in-shape than in the past. I must note this, because I also saw Depeche Mode recently and must say that Dave Gahan is in prime tip-top sexy-shape, as if the 80's never ended and his body remains in peak form. Gary Numan performed in a youthful manner also; his moves were confident and serious, despite the fact I found myself almost cracking up several times. And no, it wasn't me laughing at him for getting wrinkly and gaining a belly, it was me laughing because he was so expressive and I thought it was amazing how into his 'stage persona' he was, regardless of his altered physical state. What was most amusing in particular was that he was making monster faces and gestures, lurching around on the stage in a serious manner, dancing in some weird 80's goth ways -- which somehow managed to work for him. Some of his moves were quite akin to his old-school moves, as I had been watching some live footage of his performances in the 80's. However, in his youth these faces and gestures were more robotic, and the creepiness was tinged with a strong sexual energy. This didn't translate to Numan on stage in the now, but I was quite pleased with him for trying to stick with his strange suave movements from before, whether they came out distorted or not.
The other reason I felt the need to look at some older footage of Numan's performances was that some of his moves on stage were severely Trent-Reznor-ized: taking a stance, grabbing the mic and leaning into it agressively. I wanted to get to the bottom of things and see if Numan's moves were his own that Trent Reznor had been influenced by, or if Numan had lifted them from the contemporary Reznor himself -- which seems to indeed be the case. Numan of course has admitted to being influnced by Nine Inch Nails, and to being flattered that Reznor has much respect for his work. He would have to admit this after working with an ex-NIN drummer and producing an album that could very easily be mistaken for a NIN side project.
This would bring me to the one complaint I had about the show: the majority of the set was comprised of Numan's latest album Jagged. I would have to say that I was pleasantly surprised when I first gave the album a listen. However, it is hard to get past the fact that it sounds almost exactly like Nine Inch Nails, save for Numan's vocals, which may I add are filtered in ways they haven't been previously to sound more NIN-esque. I had a feeling that Numan would be alternating between songs off the new album and his older works. However, he ended up playing far more new songs, and it got confusing while doing this review because they allllllll sounded exactly the same(!). To my surprise, much of the crowd was quite-quite into the new songs, and from this I could only conclude that as odd as it sounds, perhaps some of these older Gary Numan fans have never really heard any Nine Inch Nails or developing industrial-esque music in the past 10 years. I concluded this, because if I hadn't ever heard The Fragile, I would have been really impressed with Numan's Jagged songs as well.
Show highlights for me included:
Kudos to artists that made great music in the 80's still giving it their all, making new music and world-touring. Retro may be over, but it sure as heck isn't dead.
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By Mike Bresciani - The Lonesome Strangers - 07/19/2006
Peaches, featuring Eagles Of Death Metal?
Nope, I really didn’t see that one coming. Although they have each released albums with spicy titles such as Impeach My Bush and Death By Sexy respectively, this unlikely live combination seems just about as obvious (natural) as maple syrup and fish sticks… cucumber/earmuffs… Yanni and Garfunkel.
Even with the improbable pairing, there was no shortage of entertainment on and off the stage. Where else but at a Peaches show would you be able to see women in full-out dominatrix outfits (Editor's note: Um...)? This was without a doubt one of the sexiest crowds I’d ever been a part of, as there were wall-to-wall women seemingly pulled straight from those over-the-top American Apparel ads. You know, the ones popularizing ass cleavage? God I love them.
What’s even more impressive is that frontman Jesse Hughes noticed. More often than not, performers will play to the audience’s lowest common denominator in an effort to bond with its flock. Now although he might’ve re-iterated the need to “rock” one too many times, he was bang-on with one thing: “this was definitely the sexiest audience he had seen so far”. His band might not be the sexiest of the lot, but they sure as hell put on a fantastic show. With two solid albums in the tank, EODM should surely be known as one of the premiere new rock acts out there, instead of being known as a Josh Homme side project. Many fans were disappointed that he wasn’t touring with the band, as I’m sure his priorities with Queens Of The Stone Age and his new family might’ve kept him occupied.
This didn’t really matter since their opening performance was quite memorable. They played selections from both LPs, as well as a few covers that really caught the audience’s attention: “Beat On The Brat”, “Stuck In The Metal” and “Brown Sugar”, three reasonably well-known rock songs played to perfection. One would be used to seeing bands playing the most obscure of cover songs, but the choices helped provide this sort of all-inclusive mentality to the show. It gave people a chance to get acquainted with some classics, as well as some of their own goodies such as “Cherry Cola”, “I Want You So Hard” and “Speak In Tongues”.
I’m just gonna come right out and say it: everybody should listen to Eagles Of Death Metal. The name might rub you the wrong way -- initially -- since it doesn’t really reflect their style of music. I guess it’s just the result of throwing Don Henley and Slayer into a blender.
Shortly after their fantastic set, the artist formerly known as Peaches took the stage -- or should I say balcony -- of the Metropolis. With several friends dragging me near the front end of the stage, I felt more and more like a voyeur, or better yet a poseur in the middle of all these freakishly beautiful people. Everyone was dancing around, and in all honesty, I am a hilariously terrible dancer. What’s even more terrifying is dancing to songs you’ve never heard before. But to be fair, I had listened to some of Peaches' material, although I myself have never come to appreciate the artist that so defiantly flips the tables on our misogynistic music community. Some rap musicians sing about bitches, pussy and gettin’ crizz-unked. I for one never really gave two shits. Now, we have Peaches giving us the same sort of shtick, kind of. Singing songs like “Tent In Your Pants” and “2 Boys For Every Girl” just reinforces that ultra-horny vibe she can set off, which isn’t such a bad thing. I might not be a fan of her music, but at least she’s got the ovarian fortitude to tell it like it is. According to the book of Peaches, women are just as horny as men, if not more so.
The show itself was quite entertaining, as Peaches would dance around onstage, losing more and more clothing as the night went by. She’s got the sexual energy of the Material Girl, with the appeal of Weird Al (sans moustache) in a bikini. Again, not the most amazing combination, but it was all I was able to think about during the show. There’s a definite resemblance, and now that you’ve heard it, don’t tell me otherwise. That being said, the entertainment was certainly a big reason many enjoyed the show. Truthfully, how many times will you get to see someone perform CPR to a giant inflatable dick? Also, nobody gyrates like Peaches does, and now that I’ve said it, I’d like to forget it. I’d also like to forget about the man who tried picking me up at the bar while using the extremely popular “dance your pants off” technique.
Next time I go to the bar, I’m going two-by-two with my bar buddy.
As for the musical content of the show, synth-heavy songs like “Shake Yer Dix” and “AA XXX” had the crowd following Peaches’ every move; however I preferred the selections that were played as a four-piece rock band, such as the obvious choice of “Rock Show”. The heavier power chord material got me thinking of my good ol’ Bikini Kill albums, as well as my other Riot Grrrl bands I’d come to enjoy. The Sleater-Kinney’s and the L7’s will always be more appealing to me as opposed to the amazingly filthy mouth of our homegrown hero.
"Fuck The Pain Away" was the last song I had witnessed, as I then decided to exit the venue. I had stayed much later than I had originally anticipated, mostly because the show was much more entertaining than I thought it would be. Peaches is an amazing entertainer and one can understand why she has such an amazing following. Her music just doesn’t do it for me, as it feels like too much of a novelty and less as an art form, but hey, that’s my opinion, so don’t shake yer dix at me!
In conclusion: I don’t like Peaches… I just like the girls… who like Peaches.
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