
By Döc Holidæ - Phantastiq Cypha- 01/13/2007
It all begins with Jason Bajada’s live session on F-Train 120 Monday January 8th. I was asked to set up and have everything ready to go on at around 1pm. Everything went well and after it all, Jason invited my assistant Kat and I to come to Yellow Door for his show on Saturday.
We fast-forward to Saturday as Kat picks me up to go to the show. We’re driving around downtown and neither Kat nor I know where the Yellow Door is -- all we have is the street Aylmer (which we did not know the location of either). By luck we found the street and after stopping numerous people, we were told the address.
With a $5 entrance fee for students and a comfy home feel to the basement-turn-coffee house, the Yellow Door makes the intimate even more so. As Ana Miura made her way to the center of the room, it was hard not to want to curl up with a mug and sit at her feet as she told her numerous stories of love and life. I’ve never been one for folk music but I can see what the attraction is; the music is soothing, the content is pure and the genre is fun. The theme of the night was puke stories as Ana told us of her fun times in Syracuse and each following act told their own puking story. As crude as it sounds, it wasn’t; if anything it made you more comfortable to know the artist felt they could share stories you would usually keep to yourself. Ana performed some songs from her album Tenacious Heart, "Dragon Fly" and "Transcanada" being two that stuck with me.
The second performer was Lindy Vopnfjord, of whom I had never heard of before. Long story short, Lindy learned how to play the guitar when he was two years old and played for Pierre Trudeau before his tenth birthday. It’s easy to assume he has something going and when he started playing with his partner Sally, there it was. Their comedic delivery and great sense of humor made for a great set and an even cozier atmosphere. If Ana Miura was the sister you hadn’t seen in years, Lindy was the cousin with all the crazy stories. Lindy and Sally performed numerous songs, notably "Pictures of You", "On My Mind" and the very interesting and beautiful song "Lover/Sister".
The last performer of the night was none other than Montréal’s Jason Bajada. His performance was more of the same smooth music and great stories -- continuing with the family analogy, Jason would be the quiet uncle who actually has really funny stories once he opens up. Telling us tales of his adventures in L.A. with his friend Nemo and then singing "Los Angeles Spills Beauty" was just perfect. I was lucky enough to hear him perform "That Sweater" beforehand, which I must admit has been stuck in my head since his CJLO session on F-Train 120. Jason ended the night and as I got to talk to all three performers after the show, it was as if we had known each other for years, making the whole experience ever more memorable.
I recommend visiting the website at www.yellowdoor.org and check the concert listing for the next show. Make sure you say hello to Holly when you walk in, because that alone will help make your day.
[Tune in to Phantastiq Cypha every Friday from 9am to Noon.]

By Alex Huynh - Losing My Edge - 01/11/2007
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*
Coming in from the cold into a Main Hall that has held more bodies, I prepare myself for an evening where I wasn't exactly looking to be conquered. Hands belonging to familiar faces are shook and as soon as I dramatically turn around -- the only way to turn around -- with my drink in hand, The Corduroys came into my consciousness and what hit back was some nice sloppy, shambling 90's-style indie rock. I was at the tail end of their set, but what I had paid attention to did hit some chords. Nice little shimmering sound amidst the slick dirge and some catchy tunes to boot, it was surely more than I had any right to expect. I thought bands only played quirky dance punk these days. I picked up their free CD-R at the door -- OK, I took four -- and the sloppiness was sadly missing from those recordings (collected under an EP they call Love What You're Left With), replaced by dreamy indie pop. It was still nice, but nice doesn't get me off, dirty does. Still, I'll go with memories from the past rather than experiences from the present, so I'll remember their set as being Good.
Almost rather informally, Elizabeth Powell began a set that refreshingly didn't have that performer-audience wall since, well, there wouldn't be much in terms of number on either side of that wall. I had good memories of her set opening up for Evan Dando almost a year ago at the very same place, so I was bracing myself for another powerful and cathartic experience. Though it was more loose than the last time, her performance still hit the right notes. She was joined by a stand-up bass and an acoustic guitar (after she put away her own guitar), and just like that, they were now The Dirty Draws. Covers came in the form of Neil Young's "Harvest Moon", "Nothing Up My Sleeve" by Wilco and some Iron & Wine song, and it was fun -- if you think feeling like you're at the end of your rope is 'fun' -- but the songs themselves almost didn't matter as long as you were being mesmerized by her vocals. The combination of gin warming over inside and chills down the spine made for quite the rush.
Last were Faces On Film and they played like headliners. OK, that meant nothing, let me try again, perhaps using the Peter Travers technique of strategically placing words together that could be used for movie poster quotes. Their first number reminded me of The Walkmen in terms of vocal delivery (y'know, how Hamilton Leithauser enunciates words clearly and slowly in a rising cadence on the slower tempo songs) and also how the music punctures sharply through a washed-out sound. The songwriting didn't do much for me and neither did the sound in all honesty, but somehow the vibe did. There was another one where it felt like the jamming end of Pavement's "Fillmore Jive", but with more emotional detachment coinciding more with the end of the world rather than the end of the rock 'n roll era. This was actually fun -- if your idea of 'fun' is blah blah blah -- but once they started introducing songs that were more, um, song-like into their set, the gin was gone and my spine was room temperature. Given the predicament, I went back out into the cold.
[Tune in to Losing My Edge Sundays 2pm-4pm and Tuesdays 8pm-10pm]

By Idel Matt - Idle Minds - 10/10/2006
The law of diminishing returns is usually a safe bet. With that in mind, I went to see The New Pornographers for the third time in a year. Happily, this show was the exception to the rule. The first time I saw them was during the first tour to promote the release of their latest album Twin Cinema. As it was the initial tour, The New Pornographers 'A' team was there. Neko Case was handling the vocals and with Destroyer opening the show, (a noticeably drunken) Dan Bejar would pop out and sing a few of the songs featuring his vocals.
Although I was extremely happy to see The New Pornographers for the first time, the show was lacking. Might have been the particularly lame Toronto crowd watching the show, or the awkwardly low volume of the show (rock concerts should always require ear plugs -- this isn’t classical music damnit).
The second time was even worse: opening for Belle & Sebastian at the Metropolis. No Neko, no Dan, bad sound, and in general, a lacklustre show. The 'B' team had new keyboardist/vocalist Kathryn Calder (from Immaculate Machine and also A.C. Newman’s long-lost niece -- it’s true, look it up) taking over the Neko Case parts. While she wasn’t bad, she was no replacement for Neko on that occasion.
Six months of touring with this line-up definitely helped, as I was thoroughly impressed and satisfied with the show that I saw. Right from the beginning, starting with "Sing Me Spanish Techno", The New Pornographers had the goods. For the third song "Jackie, Dressed In Cobras", which is a song Dan Bejar sings on the album, A.C Newman and drummer Kurt Dahle took over the vocals and did a fine job. Speaking of Dahle, he is by far one of the most entertaining drummers to watch perform, constantly twirling the sticks, and strutting like he’s having a good time. Not to mention that he’s technically a great drummer, particularly on my favourite tune "Bleeding Heart Show".
It was the fifth song "Mass Romantic" that was the real test, as it is a Neko Case-led song. Kathryn Calder did an amazing job, and during the second "Neko" song "All For Swinging You Around", I was actually thinking blasphemous thoughts like "who needs Neko?".
The band was having a good time on stage, with A.C. Newman playfully asking for requests the entire show, and the crowd was having a good time, dancing along. I also had no complaints about the song selection, as the band hit an excellent mix of songs culled from the three albums. My only minor complaint is that the song "Stacked Crooked" desperately needed the horns from the original version. A very faint keyboard played the riff, and really didn’t do it justice.
The opening acts for this special Exclaim!/Mint Records Road Show, celebrating the 15th anniversary of both, were a mixed bag. I can’t comment on the first band, Winnipeg’s All Of Your Friends, as I missed them. They were the Exclaim/Mazda 3 contest winners chosen for this particular show (did I mention how heavily sponsored this show was? Mazda, Puma, CBC, and on and on...). A quick listen to the songs on their myspace page makes me regret that I missed them. I caught half of the set by Novillero, also from Winnipeg, but wasn’t overly impressed by their slow-ish mod style. The drummer did sing a decent David Bowie cover though.
Kathryn Calder performed double-duty by performing with her band Immaculate Machine, a band I was quite impressed with. Some technical difficulties caused the vocals to sound less than stellar initially, but that was quickly corrected. The band played an excellent set of catchy pop tunes, concentrating on songs from their last release Ones And Zeros. Also, apropos for a Montreal show, they performed a song from their new EP Les Uns Mais Pas Les Autres, which is a selection of songs from the last album translated into French. Definitely a band to check out, and perfect warm-up for the pop-bliss known as The New Pornographers.
And with that, I think I’ve seen the last of The New Pornographers for a little while -- at least until the next album/tour cycle. I’m happy to say that on this third try, I walked away from the show smiling and definitely not disappointed.
New Pornographers Set list:
1. Sing Me Spanish Techno (TC)
2. The Laws Have Changed (EV)
3. Jackie, Dressed In Cobras (TC)
4. Bleeding Heart Shot (TC)
5. Mass Romantic (MR)
6. Testament To Youth In Verse (EV)
7. Stacked Crooked (TC)
8. All For Swinging You Around (EV)
9. The Jessica Numbers (TC)
10. The Bones Of An Idol (TC)
11. Twin Cinema (TC)
12. July Jones (EV)
13. Centre For Holy Wars (MR)
14. It’s Only Divine Right (EV)
15. Use It (TC)
Encore
16. From Blown Speakers (EV)
17. Slow Descent Into Alcoholism (MR)
18. Letter From An Occupant (MR)
Legend:
MS: Mass Romantic (2000)
EV: Electric Version (2003)
TC: Twin Cinema (2005)
[Tune in to Idle Minds every Monday from 9pm to 10pm.]

By Trevor Kiernander - Ones and Zeroes - 12/03/2006
And the winner is: the unexpected!
That seemed to be the general sentiment during a lot of the MIMI gala that took place December 3rd at the Spectrum -- well, for me since this being my first MIMI attendance out of ten, as this was the 10th anniversary of the event. Supposedly though, the reports swirling after the show were that it was pretty low budget and seemingly unprofessional, but I’ll give you my take.
First up, the MIMIs are the Montreal International Music Initiative and was founded in 1996 to help bring attention to what was going on locally in the music scene. Originally, the first I in MIMI stood for Independent, but the organizers obviously had bigger dreams for this baby, and rightly so. I won’t go into any more details on the history of MIMI, but if you happen to come across a program for the evening, everything is detailed in there: the who’s who, the what’s what and the planting of the first seed. After reading through the sensational history of the event, I did scratch my head at the size of what was laid out in front of me, but it reflected the very close-knit music community that Montreal has and something I find spans all of the arts communities in Montreal. Montreal’s acceptance and support of the arts is what brought me here from southern Ontario as opposed to moving to Toronto, but I digress.
I grabbed at the opportunity to cover the gala for two main reasons: Think About Life and We Are Wolves. I’ve always enjoyed WAW whenever they have played and I had yet to see TAL play live, so I thought this was the perfect night to get a lot out of the system. When I arrived at the Spectrum, I definitely wasn’t expecting an entire sit-down event. I guess this should have been obvious by the "Gala Event" title, but part of me was hoping for one hell of a throwdown of some serious local talent.
The presenter/host took to the stage and gave the impression of being someone I should’ve known, but due to my lack of socializing outside of my small institutional bubble -- rapidly shrinking now that I have graduated -- I hadn’t the vaguest clue who she was, and other friends of mine ‘in-the-know’ didn’t either. Again, small thing, but let’s get to the music!
Angela Desveaux took the stage first, with three or four sweet country tracks. I hadn’t previously heard or heard of Desveaux, but by the reception, she’ll probably be kicking around for some time to come. Next up, more awards, presented by more people I didn’t know.
Call Me Poupée were next on the bill. I like this band, I really do, but I feel that there is just something missing from them. They seem like a fluffed-up and toned-down Les Ritas Mitsoukos. Maybe I’m wrong.
Think About Life were up third, again peppered in with awards here and there. These guys played like they were playing any other show with hundreds of screaming and jumping fans; it was just too bad that the most people could do was to tap their feet and bob their heads (the typical Montreal show position, but I’ve heard the tales of TAL’s shows). The sound guy seemed to be sleeping on the job as well, but TAL battled through, and ended with a kick-ass medley, cramming about three to five songs in less than four minutes. Brilliant! These guys should have walked off with the Étoile montante (Rising Star) award, but as in everything, there are hidden politics I’m sure.
We Are Wolves were the last performance I stuck around for, and these boys can rock a party. They seem to get tighter every time I see them, and I am thoroughly looking forward to some new material. The only distraction were the visuals that were obviously of no doing of their own. The screens were projecting the band with psychedelic designs à la Jefferson Airplane, and they weren’t even close to being low-budget. They felt more along the lines of some presets in iMovie or something. Again, small things that really shouldn’t distract from the purpose of the evening of promoting the Montreal music scene.
The only other disappointment to the evening, I felt, was the lack of nods to other parts of the music scene, and more specifically the electronic music scene. One example being Foe Destroyer, released by Stephen Beaupré on the MUTEK_REC label. After being nominated as the Album of the Year - Electronic Music at the ADISQ 2006 Gala (Quebec Music Awards), one of its tracks, "LES FILLES", is now nominated at the 3rd QWARTZ Electronic Music Awards (Paris). More politics? I did have a good time, nonetheless.
The award results for the evening were:
Nova - Carl-Éric Hudon, Darling Arms and Snailhouse
Cosmo - Afrodizz
Réalisateur - "Close to Paradise", Patrick Watson
Bourreaux de tournée - Priestess
Concert - Les Breastfeeders
St Urbain - Ghislain Poirier
Electro - 011
Rock - The Besnard Lakes
Fountains - The Adam Brown
International - Patrick Watson
Étoile montante (Rising Star) - Call Me Poupée
Groupe - Wolf Parade
Song/Chanson - "You are a Runner and I’m My Father’s Son", Wolf Parade
Album - Trompe-l’oeil, Malajube
[Ones and Zeroes is currently on hiatus.]
Check out last year's review here.
By Fraser McCallum - F-Train 120 - 11/23/2006
Jim Cuddy has been a staple of Canadian blues rock for more than two decades. His rock band Blue Rodeo are some of this country’s greatest road warrior tour bands, and are my parents' absolute favourite thing in the world. That was generally the feel for the night on November 23rd at Spectrum: entertaining and soulful blues rock numbers and baby boomers eating it up like it was going out of style. And although the generally all-white, all-middle-age audience may not have had the best or most in time dance moves, they knew all the words to Cuddy’s numbers.
Cuddy was in town promoting his new solo album entitled The Light That Guides You Home. He still plays with Blue Rodeo and is planning a new album with them in 2007; this night was his and his uber-talented band of unknowns. The show was opened by Toronto’s Justin Rutledge, who is along for the ride through the entire Canadian and US tour and is clearly being trained as Cuddy’s own protégé. Rutledge writes similar music and plays acoustic, lapsteel and banjo guitars. He opened the show with a selection of his own tracks from his recent album The Devil on a Bench in Stanley Park. Rutledge certainly has some skills, shining brightly on "This is War" and "Come Summertime" but his deep croon is no match for Jim Cuddy’s soulful sweet voice. Not yet anyway.
Cuddy took to the stage to warm applause from an audience very familiar with his catalogue of music. He instantly jumped into a new single from Light, a blues rocker entitled "All I Need". This blended nicely into an old Blue Rodeo number “Stuck On You“ that showed off the tightness of Cuddy’s six-man band. The most entertaining of these six was the electric fiddle player, Anne Lindsay. She owned the stage as much as Cuddy at times, hitting psychedelic levels of speed with her frenzied skills; this was one of the most interesting elements to the show. The night definitely belonged to Cuddy though, not only for his smooth vocals but for his refreshingly earnest banter and storytelling with the audience. This writer is much more used to the apathetic, too-cool-fo’-schoo’ indie bands in Montreal, usually disinterested in chatter or stories. Not so with Cuddy. Almost every song was setup with a charming two-minute story, be it about the last time he was in Montreal (10 years ago) or a man throwing up on his wife’s shows, the stories were entertaining. Enjoyable to me, but a given to the older and very joke-friendly audience.
From there Cuddy weaved through Blue Rodeo classics, such as “I Am Myself", "Diamond Mine" and "You Are The One" to his new solo material. One great upbeat rocker from the new album was "Married Again", a hilarious thumping number about a divorced couple getting remarried in Vegas that he had read about in a National Enquirer. Overall Cuddy seemed to never tire, playing far more songs than most concerts this writer is used to. Many songs I did not know, but most had a good solo from Cuddy or lead Bazil Donovan. Lindsay was at her best, it seemed, doing some interesting trades and back-and-forth battles with Donovan. This did grow repetitive after some time as it seemed just about every song arranged for the night had a fiddle solo; enjoyable things but like too many hot dogs, tiresome after three or four.
Justin Rutledge reappeared for two or three later songs in the night, which was really a shame as he stole some of the vocal spotlight from Cuddy who, put side to side, dwarfs Rutledge in skill and patter. Rutledge has some potential, songs like "I’m Gonna Die Some Sunny Day" and "I’m Your Man, You’re My Radio" have gorgeous melodies and fit Cuddy’s band well. At times Rutledge seemed to be doing his best Mark Knopfler impression. It worked sometimes and at others, it provoked me into going get a beer.
After Rutledge’s brief training workshop was over, Cuddy brought it back, playing four more tight rockers that had the audience screaming and dancing in some of the best styles, or lack of styles, I have ever seen. This writer was tempted to document more of the turtleneck-wearing waspy baby boomer dance skills that the audience put on display but then I was reminded of my own parents’… abilities. A song that garnered huge audience applause was "I Never Meant To Make You Cry", a beautiful ballad that featured a rare piece of harmonica work. It was hair-raisingly effective, a nice touch. Another great touch was a solid Neill Young cover "Are You Ready For The Country?" that fit Cuddy’s voice nicely.
All in all, the concert was a good one, a bit long and repetitive but Cuddy and his band are some of the tightest musicians on the road these days. I am positive that if I knew Cuddy’s repertoire a little bit better, and maybe was 52 and lived in Westmount, I would have gotten more out of the show. However, that did not detract from the hilarious and fascinating element of the all-baby boomer company -- good company at that -- and the rich crooning skills of one of Canada’s rock heroes, Jim Cuddy.
7/10 Westmount Sweatervests
[Tune in to F-Train 120 every Monday from Noon to 2pm.]

By Dan Stefik - The Ground-Up - 11/05/2006
Sometime early November, Colin Meloy and his lofty band of Decemberists pulled into Montreal’s Metropolis and delivered on that Sunday night. While I was under the impression that something was missing during their performance, I couldn’t shake the fact that this band has a vast, diversely made-up following dedicated to their own brand of indie-folk/rock.
Appreciating this Portland-based outfit is becoming a contentious affair; some people just don’t get it (the obsession) while others find no need to get anything (obsessed) in the first place. I say just like it if you like it and loathe it if you don’t.
The fact that EMI have signed them on to their shiny, polished roster has rubbed some the wrong way, and with good reason. This new batch of songs (The Crane’s Wife) have a glistening quality about them, especially when compared to the production qualities that nurtured Meloy’s last batch of songs, (2004’s Picaresque).
At the root of the Decemberists popularity is a deep-seated ambivalence. Some say that the band’s histrionics are over the top, and when compared to most cooler-than-thou trendy indie rock bands and their followers, they indeed are. Similar arguments are often leveled at Destroyer’s Dan Bejar and his idiosyncratic vocal stylings. I would argue that Bejar and Meloy are two of the most interesting lyricists in indie rock, but if you can’t appreciate where their pens meet the page, you just might not get it.
So, to say the least, a number of lovers and literature majors recently congregated at the Metropolis club, and Meloy and his cast of characters didn’t let them down. The set comprised a number of tracks from each album, but the majority of them from the latest, which might have disappointed some fans this time around. Regardless of the (major label) track leanings, the show was about much more than meets the ear. Meloy proved that indie rock can be so much more than the iPod generation have made it. It can be smart and it can be dubiously cool. At one point he had the rather large floor-bound crowd split right up the middle, the one side shouting, albeit lovingly, at the other in one immensely uninhibited sing-along. Doesn’t sound original enough for you? How about Meloy organizing his costumed bandmates onto the floor and narrating a scene from the stage: they were to render one of those moments of National Heritage (not unlike those wonderful commercials from Canadian Heritage we’ve all frequently seen on the tube). If that didn’t do it for you (read: make you proud to be a Canadian, or a native for that matter), then nothing could (or you simply weren’t there).
[Tune in to The Ground-Up Tuesdays from Noon to 2pm.]

By Döc Holidæ - Phantastiq Cypha - 11/21/2006
Jay-Z once said "I'm far from being God, but I work goddamn hard" and though there will be some who disagree, this album proves them wrong.
Releasing his 9th solo album definitely shows us some staying power. However this album wasn't supposed to be, after announcing The Black Album would be his last in 2004, many were happy to see Jay go out on top of his game. This new album is good, but it can't top The Black Album.
With beats produced by Dr. Dre, Swizz Beats, Just Blaze and Kanye West, you can imagine it would be hard for this not to be a masterpiece but it falls just short. As I started listening to it, I got into it easily but when I got to "Anything" (featuring Usher and produced by the Neptunes) I was disappointed. I didn't like the song at all; it was like falling off your bike the first time you riding down hill. Everything is going fast, it's fun but then BOOM you're tossed off, pissed. "Anything" just stopped that strong vibe the album had going and I couldn't get back into it after that. By the time I was feelin' it again, I was at "Minority Report", which is the second to last song and at that point it's just too late.
From Reasonable Doubt to The Black Album we see an evolution; Kingdom Come fits in between Blueprint and Blueprint 2. It isn't his best work but nowhere near starting from scratch. Is it worth buying? I guess you could go for it or if anything cope it as a X-Mas gift from a friend.
Jay-Z's out of retirement album Kingdom Come gets a Category 3.5 Storm Watch.
[Tune in to Phantastiq Cypha every Friday from 9am to Noon.]

By Jo Satana - 11/17/2006
I can already hear the sighs in your voice: "Guns 'n Roses... you mean that hack Axl’s poor excuse for a band? He’s ripping people off by selling concert tickets for a band that no longer exists? Who needs him, and besides, there’s nothing he does that I haven’t seen before!"
I want to first start off by saying that if you recognize yourself in the quotation above, then you are a whiny bitch. Secondly, I want to add that I disagree with people who immediately write off an artist by comparing them to an older peer. Art IS evolution, and each new generation of artists build from the structures handed to them from the artists of the past. Writing off Axl as a glorified Steven Tyler for example is like saying Steven Tyler is a glorified Robert Plant... who is in turn a supped-up version of Mick Jagger... you catch my drift.
Now on with the show:
Arriving a little tardy as usual -- come on people, I was gunning it cross-province style -- we completely missed the opening act. I was detained at the entrance by a few of the bouncers in a friendly exchange of conversation and couldn't be bothered to wrap things up rather than hurry on in, out of curiosity, to witness the noisy crapfest that was going on onstage (i.e. I heard what the opening band sounded like from outside and preferred to share a few drinks in the parking lot).
Surprisingly, The Suicide Girls (salivating) were up next and to my dismay, shook their little party things in front of a quiet, polite audience. It's not that their routine was tired or anything (well frankly, aside from the stewardess bit, the awesome hula-hoop bit, and the chocolate sauce as "feces" bit, these girls aren't really great dancers albeit excellent eye candy) but the Ottawa crowd was way too polite and came off a little prudish. They clapped...but were were the screaming and the cat calls? At least the music was good; they strung together a fairly nice soundtrack, kids!
Sebastien Bach was the last opening act and I'm not going to lie: I couldn't take it. Three songs in and a 100 "Canada can really rock/Canadian women are the best" comments later, I was off to the bar to get energized and to cleanse my pallet. Man, what was even worst was the sound. I don't want to jump to any conclusions, but there was either a strategic move to make Sebastien's voice the only thing audible (more on this later), or someone really needs to check if the "on" switch was pulled on everyone else’s equipment (I'm not going to blame the arena's accoustics... yet). Barely bearable set in my book, not from a music perspective but Bach is one of the more annoying frontmen I've encountered in my lifetime and the fact that he messed up "Ottawa" for "Toronto" was the icing on the cake. And yes, the Trailer Park Boys did come onstage a few times, which is curious because WTF were they doing there in the first place? Couldn’t the Suicide Girls come on and join the party instead? I mean, really.).
Now for the moment of truth, the pièce de résistance, the moment that validates and qualifies this review in the first place: Axl Rose's new G'nFkn R!
Walking leisurely onstage at the early time of midnight, I was immediately taken aback from what I saw: Axl Rose really is the artist that time forgot. My mouth was almost agape as I watched the world's most notorious frontman walk pleasantly onstage during "Welcome to the Jungle", smiling genuinely at the audience, wearing a respectable black shirt and jeans. I was suddenly overtaken with the impression that the world really did move on without him for the past 15 years and that we are suddenly becoming re-acquainted with someone who obviously took the time to mature and perfect his game. Let me explain.
When he first announced his comeback two years ago, it was a disaster. He had strung together a freak show of a band that he obviously didn't fit in with (or respect) and was plagued with stories of brawls and show cancellations. They were obviously trying to hold onto the torch that has long been unlit. Obviously learning from his mistakes, what I saw before me was an artist who culled together a nice adult band comprised of virtuosos and jammers who could easily fit in as Joe Cocker's group. It was shocking. It was as if he shed his "Appetite" skin and is now able to focus on something else entirely. Really weird stuff considering the last version of him I saw was a coked-up wife-beater on the road to destruction.
Live, the group played their classics ranging from the fast to the slow. It’s obvious that his voice (which was always plagued with problems since the beginning) no longer has the power to carry like it used to and the sound, for the faster/louder songs at least, were subdued and very tame. I was put off by this at first because the only thing audible at a respectable Rock 'N Roll level was his voice and whatever solo was being played. Frankly, if the sound arrangements were done otherwise, Axl would have been completely drowned out. On the plus side, the slower ballads were perfect and were actually the most pleasurable part of the whole experience: I can totally see Axl doing a small club tour in the future, just him, his piano and a guitarist.
So there you have it, two hours and a half, all the classics, one encore, five new songs (insert Chinese Democracy jokes here) and a very upbeat and surprisingly appreciative -- I can even say HUMBLE -- Axl. I have no clue where his current journey will take him, but if 15 years made him what I saw last night, he is definitely on the right path. At 2:30 am, the car ride was quiet on the way home (everyone was fast asleep, jerkoffs!), but looking into the barren countryside of the 417 on my way back to QC, I couldn't help but smile and realize that Rock 'N Roll isn't dead, it just traded its leather jacket and bandana for a smoking blazer and a nice pair of shoes.
Great, mature and professional Rock 'N Roll that was stained by an unfortunate appearance by Sebastien Bach. He even came onstage with Axl and gushed like a little school boy. Blergh!
[Jo Satana doesn't work here anymore, but he keeps sending us stuff.]

By Chris Coates - The Melting Pot - 10/31/2006
Pioneering Bay Area indie hip hop label Stones Throw Records is 10 years old and to celebrate, Peanut Butter Wolf and crew have released the Chrome Children compilation and embarked on a 16-date tour of North America. On Halloween night, the beat dropped at Le National, where my entourage of blunted rap fanatics and I arrived around 9pm, just in time for The Beat Junkies’ J Rocc to introduce Aloe Blacc. Still recovering from the disappointment of finding out that Guilty Simpson, Oh No and co-sign Roc C wouldn’t be performing, it took me a few songs to warm up to Blacc’s ultra-positive raps and singing at perfect pitch. Halfway through his 35-minute performance though, it became evident dude could rock. With a veteran’s handle, Blacc wove seamlessly between material from earlier EPs and highlights from 2006’s Shine Through without backups or a hype-man, providing an effective opening set to which the crowd of 150 was only mildly responsive. Legendary rhyme juggernaut Percee P followed up with what proved to be the show’s most entertaining 45 minutes, albeit generally chorus-less. Because Percee is a rapper’s rapper, his set was more like an MC clinic in delivery. With each bar, from a back catalogue that’s now almost 20 years deep, Percee urged the crowd to "check out the levels and patterns" of his verses as he enunciated each syllable with his hands like the composer of some sort of insane one-man rap orchestra. Classic shit. After PB Wolf mixed old-school music videos onto an overhead projector (attn: DJs, read the next 'thing') for what I deemed to be way too long, Madlib hit the stage and delivered a solid 25 minutes, highlighted by "The Red", some old Quasimoto and the lead single off Chrome Children, "Take It Back". Then, he walked off stage, the lights came on and that was it. Me and my team were shocked. A 25-minute set? Discussing the matter after the show, we concluded that when your name is the reason why the venue is full at $25 per head (and your DJ mixes videos for too long before your set), you should do at least 35-40 minutes despite tour fatigue or whatever. Not only is it the right thing to do, but also it basically completes the night, and doesn’t leave your audience wondering whether the build-up was worth it. 6.5/10.
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By Katie Seline - Wrong Side of the Bed - 09/12/2006
I have a confession to make: I am a sucker for pop culture. I dance around my room to really bad pop music, I will stay home to watch prime time television such as The O.C. and Grey’s Anatomy, and my favourite movie is, to this day, Reality Bites. Does that make me a big lame-o? Probably.
At the risk of getting beaten up by my peers at the station, I am willing to admit that Snow Patrol’s latest album, Eyes Open, was one of my favourite of 2006. I picked it up while my iPod was in the shop and all I had was a &5 CD player from the Australian version of K-Mart, two other CDs and a hell of a lot of time on a bus from Sydney to Brisbane. I listened to the album once, liked it, shelved it for my $2 copy of Neil Young’s greatest hits, and then rediscovered it after my backpacker love affair inevitably came to an end and I was feeling that kind of angst that only cheesy pop love songs and a lot of wine out of a box can relieve. My man Gary Lightbody has gotten me through some lonely nights.
When I first heard Snow Patrol was coming to town, I played the whole cool indie kid thing and told everyone I was going to see opening act The Duke Spirit -- who, by the way, are amazing. When The Duke Spirit cancelled the gig the week before, my cover was blown. I found myself at Metropolis with the only friend I could get to come to the show with me (bless her heart) amongst a slew of 15-year-old girls who all looked like Marissa Cooper. The band finally took the stage and began the show to a bombardment of shrill screams I thought I could only possibly hear at a Backstreet Boys show in the mid 90’s. Then things started going wrong -- well as bad as they could possibly go at a show like this. Lighbody’s guitar broke during the first song. Tech guy comes on stage to fix it. It breaks again. Lightbody is given a new guitar. That guitar breaks. Tech guy returns. Things go well until the end of the song. Repeat. Eventually a guitar is found that works. Lightbody explains that everything on this tour has broken. We all wonder why a band that has sold roughly half a million records has crappy gear.
What impressed the pants off of me was Lightbody’s composure during all of this, and how his vocals and the sheer power of his voice completely made up for the lack of guitar. It definitely sounded like something was missing, but the music certainly didn’t sound bad to any extent. I’m not even sure most of the kids there knew what they were missing. The rest of the set went off without a hitch, the band playing a really nice combination of songs from their new album and their first release Final Straw. Songs like "Run" and "Open Your Eyes" maintained the haunting quality that they had when backed up by visuals in the season finales of shows like Grey’s Anatomy and ER, and the band totally rocked out playing songs like "Chocolate" and "You’re All I Have". If I had actually paid for this show I would safely say without any hesitation that I would have gotten my money’s worth.
I have always wondered why it is that making money, getting played on Top 40, and licensing your music to television means selling out to a lot of people. When Snow Patrol released Final Straw, they were considered by many as an indie act to be reckoned with. Upon their latest, more polished and produced release, they are now considered pop and have lost a lot of their clout in the indie community. I ask myself all the time, is it pop because it sounds a certain way? Or is it pop because it is popular? In the case of Snow Patrol I think it is a little of both and I believe that there is a lot on the album that shows the band as a more mature indie act that has been overlooked due to the success of "Open Your Eyes" and "Chasing Cars". A good example of this is their duet with Martha Wainwright, "Set The Fire To The Third Bar". For some reason since I have bought the album back in the summer time, I have not been able to stop listening to it or at least enjoying it when I do hear it and to me, that is far more important than whether or not far too many other people like it as well. Call me lame if you want. Call me a sell-out if you wish, but I like what I like and I will never be ashamed to admit that.
Snow Patrol returns to Metropolis on March 30th with OK GO and Silversun Pickups.
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