By Rami Nuseir - Morning Milk and Your Snooze Button - 03/09/2006
So I got to La Sala Rossa around 8:45pm, and the place was pretty empty. Sala holds about 300 people, and I dare say there were only around 50-70 for a good little while. The first band started right on schedule, which was a big surprise to me -- seriously, when do shows EVER happen on time? They came on, and I hated them. A lot of people seemed to be jumping up and down to the grooves the band was playing, but I was not one of them. See, they are just like any other rock/ska band, and so is the music they play. So to differentiate themselves from a million other clone bands, they have a trumpeter and a cellist (that’s someone who plays the cello for all you ignoramuses out there), which is not a bad idea in theory. The problem is that they didn’t do anything special. No trumpet solos, no cello solos; trumpet didn’t take the lead, cello played some really low bass lines. I was not impressed. To top it all off, I hated the vocalist’s voice. He kind of grated after the first two minutes, and I couldn’t understand a single word he said. However, to be fair, there were a bunch of people in the crowd enjoying the show (*cough* idiots *cough*), so who knows, maybe I just have shitty taste in music.
That was sarcasm in case you’re wondering. I have wonderful taste in music, which is why I loved the next band that came on. It was around 20 minutes after the first one went backstage where they (hopefully) killed themselves that a band called The Shys came on (formerly known as The Gun Shys). Now these guys were refreshing. All the regular elements of a good rock band (bass, guitar, drums, vocals) as well as a keyboardist, who was pretty damn good. They worked the crowd, played a bunch of power pop tunes, and actually got me excited. They had lots of energy, and when they were done, so did I.
So I was a bit disappointed when I realized that I would have to wait a little before The Subways went on. It was about 45 minutes after The Shys were done, that they waltzed on stage. Singer/guitarist, female vocals/bassist and a drummer. They started off with a fast tune, and started rocking it right off the bat. Super high energy, with the guitarist wailing away at his instrument and on the mic. Even more insane was the bassist: half the time, she was jumping around and dancing, stopping only to hop back on her mic for some backup vocals, then away she went leaping across the stage. And that was all just in the first song. Now, I know what you’re thinking: the band has only one album out, they’re all three-minute pop/rock songs, so how could the show possibly be interesting? Answer: they meshed songs together. The singer would start with a really mellow tune, like "Lines of Light", which he would sing so slowly that he was almost crying, slowing the crowd down… THEN JUMP AND SCREEAAMM!!! They did that with all their tunes: starting off with one song, turning it into another, then coming back to the first to end it. Also, things became really intimate when the singer would face off with his bassist, and they would practically lean in and kiss while playing their respective instruments. Groovy. They even had one new track for us, which I thoroughly enjoyed along with the other nine. Finally, as I was beginning to get tired, the singer started jumping onto the speakers and even played his guitar while standing on the bass drum for a little bit. Truly lovely. And did I mention that they said that Montreal was the best crowd they’d ever played for? I wouldn’t stake any money on it, but still, it’s nice when the singer interacts with the crowd a little.
So yeah, in case you haven’t figured it out already, The Subways are a wicked studio band, and a gigantic live band. Definitely worth seeing; I’d go again in a heartbeat.
[Tune in to Morning Milk and Your Snooze Button Thursdays 10am - Noon.]
By Fraser D. McCallum - F-Train 120 - 03/01/2006
Montreal indie rock crowds can be pretty apathetic sometimes. In my experience, even when they are witnessing the most entertaining of big-name live performances, hipster concertgoers will rarely truly get into the show. This was not the case on March 1st at a sold-out Metropolis where Metric rocked the house. Although not the best sounding or most chatty that I’ve seen the band, Metric were energetic, dedicated and extremely tight, and the audience responded with feverish applause and danced from start to finish.
New Unicorns spin-off project Islands opened the show. In support of their first studio release Return To The Sea, Islands played roughly forty minutes of new music. The new music was fairly repetitive and sounded a lot like Unicorns B-side tracks. One dancehall song, ‘Abominable Snow’, was actually an exciting updated version of an old Unicorns song. Islands features Nick Diamonds as frontman and lead vocalist with J’aime Tambeur, the only other former Unicorn, on drums. At Metropolis, the band had nine members over the course of their set, including two violins, a clarinet, a rhythm guitar and a bass. Although some poppy tracks like “Rough Gem” and “Flesh” were quite enjoyable, on a whole Islands seemed disorganized, out of tune, and many of the members seemed unnecessary for the song requirements. One untitled song featured a cameo by an un-named fiery rapper who was much more interesting than Diamonds or his bandmates. Lead singer Diamonds was fairly irritating in his banter with the crowd, which seems to be his decided ‘thing’ as lead singer. All in all, this writer simply longed for the music of the Unicorns (RIP) as this Islands performance was fair to mediocre.
After an extended setup break, the night truly began. Emily Haines and her band took this stage to monstrous applause and immediately launched into Live It Out's second single “Poster of a Girl”. Unfortunately, Haines’ mic cut out immediately and sucked some of the wind out of Metric’s sails. The room was quickly re-energized with a sped-up version of the title track to their aforementioned new album. From there, the band kept up the new song streak with "The Police and the Private". This song was particularly entertaining with Haines playing both synth and piano, while lead guitarist James Shaw finger-picked through a standout solo. This track had the entire crowd thrashing and moving, and it was truly the most entertaining song of the night.
Then, Metric brought out some older favorites from their first album Old World Underground, Where Are You Now?. "The List" and "Succexy" were both exceptional with Metric truly hitting their stride of the concert. Emily Haines danced around the stage ever so sexually, much to the joy of the dozens of teenage boys in the front row. She also then said her first of few words to the crowd, coyly whispering “Hiiiiii…” into the mic before launching into one of the Old World singles "IOU". The incredible skill of the Metropolis lighting crew was truly demonstrated during these three tracks as well. Dozens of vibrant spotlights, glimmering row bulbs and flashing strobe effects were the perfect backdrop for Haines and company to truly rock out.
Next it was back to Live It Out tracks with “Glass Ceiling” and “Monster Hospital” sandwiched around the slower ballad “Love Is A Place” from the Old World album. This last track had the lighters and cellphones up, and featured some beautiful crooning by Haines. At the end of this track, she blathered something about “it being great to be the underdog, Montreal you’re so good to us”. Haines in general seemed fairly inebriated. Although this led to some peculiar stage banter, the music was not disappointing and Metric continued to rock the stage. Notable were the skills of Shaw on lead guitar, often breaking into extensive Hendrix-style guitar riffs and solos, which gave the Live It Out songs especially a furious and panicked charm. Shaw's and Haines' combined attack truly defines the band and was reaching incredible chemistry around this late part of the show. After another two songs (Old World’s slowed-down ‘On a Slow Night’ and Live It Out’s album opener ‘Empty’ -- another high point), Metric threw down their instruments and left the stage.
Of course things weren’t done as Metric soon returned to a howling madhouse of fans, so charged up that this writer worried about the Metropolis floorboards breaking in from the collective thumping of feet. The encore was quite solid with monster hits "Combat Baby" and "Hustle Rose" played seamlessly as one long track. The rhythm section was brilliant here and Haines' synth sounds were never more dead-on fitting than on "Hustle Rose". She was visibly exhausted from a night of jumping all over the stage, but nevertheless jumped right into closer "Dead Disco". This track was very exciting with the incredible light show again almost overshadowing the skills of the band. Still, the song was rich and layered with interesting bridges, although it was extended far too long into an effects 'n feedback-driven finale. Regardless, the crowd loved it and applauded long after Haines had blown kisses goodnight.
All in all, it was not the best I’ve seen Metric; they seemed better in past shows when they were still trying to earn the respect and in smaller venues to smaller crowds. Haines' odd banter was slightly distracting but she made up for it in spades with her incredibly seductive stage presence and angelic voice. She truly rocked the house and all eyes were on her all the time. The rhythm section was very tight, but not overly noticeable -- which is a good thing -- showing their attention to small details. As mentioned, Shaw, on lead, was excellent and it was truly his riffs and solid melodies that took the songs to great heights. Overall, it was a great show, which could have perhaps used more audience banter -- or maybe less drunken rambling -- but made up for in sheer talent and an electrifying wall-of-sound effect that translated the songs perfectly from the albums. The most remarkable thing, however, was the effect Metric had on the Montreal indie rock audience, who are usually bored and too-cool-for-school but feverishly animated and visibly enthralled on this night. If a band can do that to Montreal hipsters, then hats-off. 7.5 Metric Units/10
[Tune in to F-Train120 every Tuesday Noon to 2:00pm.]
By Christie Van der Burg - Black Tongue Radio - 03/06/2006
A few Mondays ago, I went and saw Tina Dico at Petit Campus. She was well-received by the small crowd, who all seemed to have seen her perform before. Audience members were quite well-acquainted with her songs, which they would yell in request. It is understandable why she was welcomed with such open arms; the adorable little blonde-haired performer is witty and cute, confident and full of charm. You can almost not help but to like her and feel bad in thinking that her singing really isn’t that great. Tina Dico has the potential to be a good singer once she finds what works best for her, but as of now, she is aspiring to be and do something that just does not come natural and in the end, just does not work. She possesses a strong likeness to the girl singing in the metro station: a tad bit too amateurish and unkept. Despite the notes sung off-key, she remained a pleasant entertainer and her character compensated for the flatness in her voice. Perhaps if she was to choose another genre of music -- other than the singer/songwriter Joni Mitchell-type stuff... maybe punk or garage rock -- then she wouldn’t need any vocal talent and her attitude would be enough to “make it big”.
[Tune in to Black Tongue Radio every Wednesday 9pm - 10pm]
By Mike Bresciani - The Lonesome Strangers - 03/10/2006
There’s something so rewarding about seeing a show on a Friday night in Montreal. The week’s gone by and the countless amount work you put into those last five days just reinforces that sense of accomplishment. That is, unless you’re majoring in Communications studies, in which case you’ve probably learned nothing during the last 120 hours. Even so, one would like to think that this show has been in heavy anticipation, especially after spending a week analyzing useless films, discussing abstract art and learning about the deeper meaning behind De Certeau’s idea of “Railway Incarceration”… fun stuff.
Surprisingly, there was no one opening up this show. I had half-expected some local band to play a quick set before Rogue Wave. I speak for many people when I say that it’s usually the unannounced opening band that gives me that 30-minute buffer zone before getting to the show. Thankfully, most people -- myself included -- got there on time, and caught the magnificent Rogue Wave. Unfortunately, their set was way too short, as they truly performed the duties of an opening band by playing for just over a half-hour. For that brief period of time spent onstage, the four-piece went through selections from their two studio albums, the newest one being Descended Like Vultures, which came out via Sub Pop in October. Their songs felt faster and louder compared to the sweeping mid-tempo guitars I remembered from their studio recordings. This is usually the case for most live shows, so I’m really pointing out the obvious here; that notwithstanding, I was very impressed. They were nothing out of the ordinary, but that’s what I had intended to see. Opening with “Bird on a Wire” (no, not Leonard Cohen) and “Every Moment” (Napoleon Dynamite sountrack), the band played through the rest of a steady set which featured ditties from their 23-song catalogue like “Medicine Ball”, “Catform” and “Love’s Lost Guarantee”. Having just crossed the border less than two hours before show time, Zach Rogue and Co. had staged the perfect in 'n out performance, which provided a superb beginning to this well-orchestrated Sub-Pop/Barsuk double-bill.
With their second headlining tour in support of The Weight Is A Gift, Nada Surf returned to Montreal after playing La Sala Rossa only five short months ago. Having been one who had missed them the first time around, isn’t it wonderful to get a “live show do-over”? It doesn’t happen all that often, but when it does, that level of satisfaction tends to reach fantastic heights.
Their live show had been hyped up to me by numerous individuals, and with good reason. Nada Surf performed the ideal live show, and whether or not you had ever listened to them before tonight, you’d walked out of this show sporting an ear-to-ear grin. Whether it was playing in one of Montreal’s best live venues, having a stellar opening act or the enthused crowd of twenty-somethings, everything seemed to be playing in their favor. For one thing, who would expect lead man Matthew Caws and bassist Daniel Lorca to speak fluent French? Most artists make a half-assed attempt to speak a bit of broken French with the audience, but this duo actually went so far as to play their song “Fruitfly”, with Caws singing in English and Lorca (posing as a snooty poet) translating the lyrics into French, much to the delight of the crowd. This French banter left drummer Ira Elliot hilariously out of the loop for much of their onstage witticisms.
As for the tunes and the overall presence of the band, it seems like the Nada boys have perfected the art of the live performance to a T, with a certain tightness that not all three-pieces can maintain throughout a 90+ minute show. The setlist was by and large songs from their newest release, peppered with enough tracks from their three other records to keep the old-school fans happy. Formulaic but nonetheless enjoyable, the song choices were seamless, and with the addition of a few exceptional covers, the trio kept the audience guessing at all times. Their rendition of the Smiths’ classic “There Is A Light That Never Goes Out” gave me goosebumps, as I felt compelled to sing along with the stranger to my left. Later on during the show, while playing “Killian’s Red”, they went into a striking version of “Love Will Tear Us Apart”, a song which has been covered to death. Still, I was awed with their adaptation.
From the new album, songs like “In The Mirror”, “Concrete Bed” and “Always Love” stood out from the rest. “Blankest Year” had to be my least favorite track from the new album, yet in this live setting, it ended up surprising me the most. With the chorus going “oh fuck it/I’m gonna have a party”, the song brought the members of Rogue Wave onto the stage, with their bassist Evan Farrell popping open some fresh champagne as the others danced around and sang backup. It’s amazing how the weakest part of the CD ended up being one of the strong points of the performance. But that’s how this show was: flawless, from every possible perspective. Even the people who just came to hear them play their 1996 hit “Popular” went home happy campers, as the band played the song halfway through their encore.
To this day, most people remember hearing that one song on 99.9 The Buzz during the 90’s. It’s strange because that song is just the complete opposite of what the band stands for. “Popular” seemed more like an artsy, experimental song that went horribly right, somewhat like the Eels' spoken word track “Susan’s House” off Beautiful Freak. What’s odd about the new album is that it has a small piece of cardboard folded on the top -- something usually reserved for import CD's -- and it boasts:
Now, I’ve always stayed away from bands who’ve felt the need to advertise for their own CD… on the actual CD. Still, when one comes to think about it, Nada Surf does stand tall with the Weezers, the Gusters and if you wanna really push it, the Bob Moulds (Copper Blue specifically). Notwithstanding, the band seems to be getting lumped in more with that hip O.C. indie rock crowd with bands like the Shins and Death Cab, which is predictable as they’re on the same label as Death Cab and they had their cover of “If You Leave” on one of those O.C. mixes. Even so, it shouldn’t really matter what category you put them under: Nada Surf makes great music. They write fantastic love songs, which are simple and to the point, much in the same vein as other signature geek rock outfits out there -- if you wanna call them geek rock, that is. They’ve gotten over “Popular” long ago, and they’ve never really tried to make or re-create another song with that same impact. One couldn’t say that about a band like Weezer, who’s been trying to catch that same spark that drove people bananas for their first two albums. They’re now churning out forgettable albums with embarrassing singles, whereas Matthew Caws and his bandmates have stayed consistently good for years, and that’s what really matters in this fictional battle for alt-rock supremacy.
[Tune in to The Lonesome Strangers every Wednesday from 4:00pm to 6:00pm.]
See also previous Nada Surf-related reviews:
Nada Surf with Rilo Kiley @Cabaret, May 2005
Nada Surf @La Sala Rossa, October 2005
By Trevor Kiernander - Ones and Zeroes - 02/25/2006
In my four years of living in Montreal, the one thing I still haven’t been able to accept is this ridiculous near-death freezing that we are so graciously blessed with over what seems to be more months out of the year than anyone could ever wish for. Though this review isn’t about the weather, what would a review by me be if I wasn’t complaining about something? With that being said, we can get down to the goods that was Nuit Blanche on the 25th, and MUTEK and Piknic Électronik’s presentation of their 3rd consecutive NUIT ÉLECTRONIK.
Last year’s performances by Crackhaus, Mike Shannon, Jay Hunsberger, Mossa and Matthew Herbert were by far one of the best -- and most freezing -- nights I had had, especially the tag team live performance between everyone (sans Herbert) near the end of Mike and Jay’s set. So when I saw that they had lined up Dan Bell -- and at Station C to boot -- I wasn’t going to let a little bit of frozen hell keep me from heading out. I’ve been thoroughly impressed with Station C lately and with the quality of the shows I have seen there. Getting to see the Richie Hawtin and Mark Houle sets last semester were definitely something to write home about. Simply put, the sound was amazing. For the size of the venue and the size of the stacks they had, you would expect your ears to be bleeding, but this wasn't the case at all. In fact, it was so nice to be able to hit a show, and not leave with ringing, buzzing ears. Clean, crisp sound is how it should be done, and they had hit the nail on the head with that one.
So back to Nuit numéro trois. The night opened up with a live set by Montreal’s own Deadbeat (aka Scott Monteith and 1/2 of Crackhaus), but unfortunately I didn’t get there in time to catch his spot. Having seen him before though, I’m sure it was every bit as good as it has been in the past. I did however get there in time to catch the live p.a. by Ernesto -- a first for me, but I am a fan of his DJ sets. Another Montrealer, Ernesto had the early crowd shaking what their mama’s gave ‘em! It is no secret Montreal has some serious heavy hitters in the tech, house and techno genres, but man, I’ve been hitting these parties for well over ten years now, and it is so refreshing to hear the music treated properly. I’ll be making sure I get to see Ernesto’s live sets again in the future.
Germany’s Wighnomy Brothers were the next act in their exclusive North American debut performance (I was secretly hoping Wighnomy was the German word for beard, but I’m sure it isn't). To be honest, I really felt these two were hit-and-miss. They were definitely enjoying themselves and getting the crowd pumped up, but I just found myself coming in and out of caring for much of their three-hour set. Though I may have been a tad bit tired, I wasn’t thoroughly impressed and was fading fast, which was making me dislike them even more as I wasn’t going to miss Dan Bell on their account.
Dan Bell was the main reason I braved the weather for. Being one of my personal favourites since he hit the scene in the early 90’s, Detroit’s Bell is probably best known for some of his earliest work he did on Richie Hawtin’s and John Acquaviva’s Plus 8 records. As DBX, his Losing Control literally made people lose their crap, and the same with "Technarchy" and "Cabaret Seven” as Cybersonic with Hawtin and Acquaviva. So history lessons aside, Dan Bell is definitely up there in the canon of electronic music and someone who everyone should know about. His set was pure proof that he is a master of his craft. There was an obvious vibe shift as Bell followed the fist-pumping Wighnomy set with minimal Detroit techno, but the crowd at least seemed to know what they were witnessing -- though at 4:00am at the city’s annual “all-nighter”, it is often hard to tell if the majority of people are just cracked out, or genuinely interested in what is going on. Dropping some tracks I haven’t heard in almost ten years was making me all the more unaware of the throngs of people stumbling all over me. I am a personal strong believer in building your sets that cover the entire genre, and not just the year's current top 25, as it both shows your understanding of the music and a great appreciation for what has been and what is to come. Dan Bell does this to a T.
By the time I got home around 6:30am -- and having to get up a couple of hours later for the Art Matters press party -- I could barely feel my back, legs and feet, but it was in the name of the finest Detroit techno. Major thanks to MUTEK and Piknic for bringing Bell in and giving us yet another chance to see and hear the reason the music is where it is today.
[Tune in to Ones and Zeroes every Monday from 10am to Noon.]
By Josh Mocle - The Kids Are So-So - 02/16/2006
Innovative. Adjective. “Being or producing something like nothing done or experienced or created before”. I’ve seen this word thrown around in alt-rock circles for a few years now, when people are claiming that this or that band is “groundbreaking” or “doing new things with the genre”. That having been said, I’m gonna go ahead and say that arguably, the only truly innovative band to come out of the punk scene in the last seven years is none other than New York-by-way-of-Eastern Europe’s Gogol Bordello. These self-proclaimed “Gypsy Punks” sound like what The Sex Pistols would have sounded like if they had formed in post-war Ukraine rather than merry old England. In a sea of poseurs claiming to be punk rock, Gogol Bordello -- with their latest effort Gypsy Punks: Underdog World Strike -- continues to carry the torch of raw, unfettered and genuinely rebellious punk rock. On the night of February 16th 2006, they carried it to Montreal.
I made my way out to Le National, a new venue nestled comfortably in the east end of Ste-Catherine, on Friday night accompanied by my 56-year-old father, a recently converted Gogol fan. You can imagine my surprise when my Dad, who for years had told me to “turn that crap down” whenever I spun whatever new CD I was rocking at the time, showed a considerable amount of interest in accompanying me to this show. Once I reached the venue, however, it ceased to be a mystery as the first thing I noticed were folks older than him in the crowd. For the first time in my concert-going career, I was part of an audience that was genuinely diverse. You had your twentysomething “intellectual” university kids, your working class 30-40 “civilized” bunch, your 50-60 “seen the world” adults and finally, your generic 16-19 scene kids (*vomit*). This really struck me as a reflection on Gogol themselves, as for a few months I’d been puzzled as to what their target audience is. Based on this turnout, that target audience appears to be pretty damn close to everyone.
After around an hour and a half of standing around, Toronto’s Panic and the Rebel Emergency took the stage. I had only heard of this band before that evening and I can now safely say that I could have lived a full and happy life without ever having to hear their particular brand of what I affectionately call “white boy Reggae” (one can probably guess what I infer by that) -- despite the fact that one of their two singers was a Jamaica native, but I digress. After a shortened set full of ditties that sounded like a mangled mix of Chassidic Reggae Superstar Matisyahu and stoner favorites Sublime -- although not the genuinely good aspects of either group -- and a cover of Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start The Fire”, they were off to most likely toke up somewhere based on the amount of time they spent praising Montreal weed during their set.
A half-hour later, Gogol Bordello themselves took the stage and that was when things really got interesting. After opening their set with one of their more downbeat songs, “Immigrant Punk” -- probably the song, in my opinion, that best describes all the music they would go on to play that night -- they began to rip into “Sally”, the first track off Gypsy Punks, at which point the room exploded. As the night wore on, the energy exhibited by the band was almost contagious. The last time I saw a crowd this riled-up and energetic was in a video of one of Boston’s Dropkick Murphys world-famous St.Patrick’s Day shows -- I realize that may mean nothing to a lot of you Montrealers, but back in Boston it’s a pretty big deal. By the end of the second song, singer/acoustic guitar player Eugene Hutz was topless and covered in sweat -- as is the case, rumor has it, at every Gogol show; the man apparently likes to flaunt himself.) By the third song, the band’s dancer/percussionists Pamela Jintana Racine and Elizabeth Sun took the stage with the rest of band. In the band’s recordings, their contributions are often not too noticeable over those of the men in the band (you know the female shrieks all over “I Would Never Wanna Be Young Again”? Yeah, that’s them), but their presence on stage added to the chaos, an element of beauty and charisma that were absent otherwise. Hell, they certainly made the older male members of the band look prettier by comparison.
Speaking of the older male members of the band, Violinist Sergey Ryabtzev wins the Awesome award of the night; never before had I seen a person work a violin with as much intensity and vigor. He truly created the punk vibe with that thing -- I hope you’re listening Yellowcard. Easily in his mid-50's, Ryabtzev had seemingly more energy than some of his bandmates who were half his age. That having been said, the rest of the band wasn’t too shabby either. Almost entirely hidden behind his accordion, Yuri Lemeshev added a traditional aspect to the songs, solidifying in numbers such as “Think Locally, Fuck Globally” and “60 Revolutions”, the “gypsy” aspect of Gogol’s Gypsy Punks. Meanwhile, electric guitarist Oren Kaplan, bassist Rea Mochiach and drummer Eliot Ferguson kept the beat and form of the songs, but were sadly overshadowed -- in my opinion -- by the rest of the band. Which brings me to Eugene Hutz himself; I can’t say much about this man that hasn’t been said before. I’ve heard things like “ball of energy on stage” and “wild & crazy guy” used to describe the frontman, but I choose to describe him in one word, and that word is simply “electrified”. The amount of movement and energy coming out of that man would make one think he was getting 3000 volts injected into his body for an hour and a half. With his constant command of “party!” to the audience, he sure took his own advice. Even after the band had concluded their set, he still seemed content to talk smack with the audience from the empty stage.
By the end of the night, I found myself completely wasted having consumed no alchoholic substances (okay, maybe a litle, but that’s neither here nor there). Firmly taking its place towards the top of my “best live shows I’ve ever seen” list, Gogol Bordello has got me even more hooked than I had been. Like going on three consecutive benders followed by a bar mitzvah and an extended family reunion complete with all the members who grew up in the “old country”, thus is the effect Gogol Bordello has on its audience. If such an experience interests you -- and you KNOW it does -- then I would strongly suggest making your way to a Gogol show sometime in the near future; you probably won't be disappointed.
Oh, and my Dad loved it too.
[Tune in to The Kids Are So-So Saturdays 10:00pm-Midnight.]
By Johnny Suck - Turn Down the Suck - 02/11/2006
Most of the time, the reason why I go to a show is for the music; other times I go to be cool, and every once in a while I go to see a 500-pound man swing a jug of water from his cock ring. The latter was why I made my way over to Le Playhouse on Saturday for Buckfest 5.
On the bill was Bunchofuckingoofs, Starbuck et Les Impuissants, Les Vieilles Salopes, Les Petits Paquets and “autres bands à confirmer”. I think it was Les Petits Paquets who were playing when I got there. They weren’t particularly good, just typical shitty small-time punk; I was glad that I missed most of their set. Up next were Les Vieilles Salopes, who are also typical shitty small-time punk. They were likable enough, but not really noteworthy; we’ve all seen them many times before. Les Prostiputes were one of the TBA bands. They played a nice 50’s style rock with a solid dose of punk thrown in. Unfortunately, it was only during their last song that I realized that I had already seen them before -- and pretty recently too. They were enjoyable but entirely forgettable.
Urban Aliens were another TBA band. “What the hell? 'Autres bands à confirmer' are supposed to be on at the beginning of the show, not snuck in the middle,” I thought. I was starting to get tired and annoyed, because really, I was just there to see Starbuck et Les Impuissants and didn’t give a damn about anyone else. Luckily, Urban Aliens turned out all right. They were a good blend of punk and metal, with a singer that has a distinctively Hetfield-ish voice. They’ve been on my radar for a while, so I guess I was glad to have finally gotten the chance to see them -- even though I was still annoyed that I had to watch so many bands. Finally, after UA were Starbuck et Les Impuissants. Time to get my $7 worth from this show!
I’ve seen Starbuck et Les Impuissants a few times before, so I knew what to expect. For a quick primer, click here, here, and here. As a rule, I’m usually not into gimmicks -- I just want to rock. But S&LI are a definite exception to the rule. I went to be visually entertained and visually entertained I was. The band came out in their various costumes: Starbuck wearing a crown, face paint and a Canadian flag as a skirt, the bassist wearing a diaper and a mask, and so on… The get-up is good for a chuckle, but to keep an audience’s attention for 40 minutes, there needs to be a performance. And that’s what this guy is for. He doesn’t actually play any instruments; he’s busy doing other things. He starts off innocently enough: sticking pins through the flesh on his forehead, forearms and chest. He even sticks a few straight through his cheeks. Needles are fine, but darts are better: those get jammed right in his, um, other cheeks. Then out comes the stapler; staples to the arms, staples to the face, staples everywhere! All the while he’s having fun, I have a huge fucking grin on my face, and a whole bunch of people have their video cameras out. My full attention had been placed on him, but after awhile I took a look over at Starbuck who was all bloody and had his flag-turned-skirt shoved right up his ass. “Huh, I wonder what I missed,” I wondered. That thought didn’t last long though; the other guy had started sticking hooks through his chest, in the flesh behind both nipples. Those hooks were then connected to a rope that had three bricks looped onto it. Impressive. For some people, however, hanging bricks off of hooks in their chest just isn’t enough. Some people feel like going all the way and hanging those bricks from their cock ring -- and then swinging the bricks in the air… I’ve never looked so intently at another man’s junk in my life. I even took a step forward and craned my neck to get a better view. It was amazing, hilarious and even a little confusing (really, why was I enjoying it so much?). I had already seen this before -- done with a jug of water, as in the picture -- but it was still glorious. You haven’t been to a show until you’ve been to one that has a guy doing the Dick Brick Trick. I can’t imagine what could have been done to top that, so once he unhooked the bricks and put his skirt back in place, he left the stage. The rest of the band stuck around -- they were playing music or something. After politely waiting through S&LI’s last three songs, I took a look at my watch and saw that I was going to have to choose between Bunchofuckingoofs and the last metro. It was a cold night and Le Playhouse is a long way from Atwater. Needless to say, Bunchofuckingoofs lost. I didn’t care; I was happy and had gotten my $7 worth. Time to leave…
Ahhh, but the night doesn’t end yet. There’s the ride home where I get to contemplate everything I just saw. Why do I find this entertaining? Is there anything wrong with finding it entertaining? What exactly is it that is entertaining about it? Why can’t I just be happy staying home watching the Olympics/sitcoms/reality television or playing WoW like everyone else (seriously, things would be so much easier if that were the case)? I had a few more questions, but couldn’t really come up with any satisfying answers. If you have any ideas, let me know.
[Tune in to Turn Down The Suck Mondays from 1:30-3:00pm]
By Katie Seline - Wrong Side of the Bed - 02/02/2006
One of my favourite things about living in Montreal over the past five years has been the vast variety of live shows and great local bands. But over time, the city’s scene began to take a toll -- falling somewhere in between journalist and borderline wanna-be hipster, this DJ’s skin was beginning to wear thin. The girls were becoming just a little too frightening, the style just a little bit too much, the music getting lost in the scene itself. It was fitting, however, that I spend one of my last evenings in Montreal going to a show, and I think I chose the perfect one. It was an odd line-up, but one that was just comforting enough to be enjoyable and just as ridiculous enough to remind me that I am glad to be leaving.
Toronto’s Controller.Controller have been on the road with OK GO for a while now, opening for them over their US dates but trading places it seems in Canada. Controller headlined this show at Cabaret in Montreal and the result was an odd mix of teenage girls and Montreal hipsters, the girls overriding the latter in both number and voice. Even stranger than the line-up was the fact that the floor was packed for OK GO, who took the stage after the bizarre -- and I’m not going to lie to you -- pretty brutal Stop Die Resuscitate, but the crowd seemed to dissipate before frontwoman Nirmala Basnayake and gang came on. In any case, the crowd that remained provided a good reception for the band, but not what I would have expected considering the quality of their performance.
Both bands played incredibly well -- OK GO were much more entertaining than I had expected, having the energy and the sass that only a band with such a rabid following can have. They stole the show with their cover of ELO’s "Don’t Bring Me Down", followed later by their lip-sync dance performance of their single "A Million Ways to be Cruel". What I like most about Controller.Controller is that despite all the setbacks, the band plays with heart. Nirmala has that sex appeal that sometimes seems lacking in Canadian indie music. I don’t mean that girl-next-door appeal of Emily Haines (Metric) or similar female vocalists in bands like Stars and Arcade Fire, but rawer strength that builds up and adds to her music. The band played a fair share of songs off both their full-length X-Amounts and their more danceable EP History, performing all songs strongly and finished up with an encore of cymbal-throwing and buffoonery. Of course, the night wouldn’t be complete without a performance by OK GO of a scene from Les Misérables.
Overall, the evening was just what I needed to send me off on my way and remind me that the music scene in Montreal really isn’t that alienating. Besides, how can it be when the band dedicates a song to you and your journey abroad -- thanks Omar and Alex.
[Wrong Side of the Bed is currently on hiatus while Katie explores a new scene in Melbourne, Australia. Cheers mate!]
By arctor - Homework - 02/08/2005
I couldn’t figure out sometimes whether I liked Sage Francis or not. I mean, I like other stuff that’s in the same vein, so it’s more a matter of not really knowing his work very well I suppose. Having the album in hand seems to have helped. Sage just never makes it to my mp3 player, although being a good indie hip hop supporter I have his whole catalogue up to share (arctor's on tha seek baby). So now this new one got sent to the station, and I’m so darn impressed that I feel like I have to go pay for something from his back catalogue. I’m not quite sure what it is, but I keep going back to A Healthy Distrust, even with a pile of other stuff to check out. I think it’s like, he’s a bright old bastard who has seen the same things as every other rapper, but would rather tell horror stories around a burning oil barrel than battle. Reanimator, Dangermouse, Sixtoo, Will Oldham and others help provide the soundscape, which ranges from distortion to strings to distorted strings that sound like horns. The drums and basslines go Bomb Squad at least once every minute and a half, and for the political peeps out there: lean back! Ghandi and Napoleon are among the historical figures who get the no-holds-barred treatment here. One thing though, the album runs a little short at just under 48 minutes. The average hip hop EP this past year seemed to be 40 minutes long. I would have settled for 10 minutes of dead air and a hidden track. Sage – don’t hold back on us now. I promise I’ll pay for the next one.
[Tune in to Homework Wednesdays from 10pm to midnight]
By Alex Huynh - Losing My Edge - 02/08/2006
Nostalgia being the obvious theme of the soirée, there was another common thread among the three artists on the bill: they were to be accompanied only by their own guitar. Often, this works great because of the added emotional resonance, the effect of a song laid bare and naked. Other times, it can simply be boring. With three sets with the same spartan layout, the risk of the latter ran dangerously high. Thankfully, nostalgia can be a powerful weapon.
First up was Elizabeth Powell (Land Of Talk), who erased any doubts of her place on the bill by overtaking the audience with her powerful voice, despite performing the night before with her band and celebrating her birthday. Her voice was constantly breaking but without being whiny or overly vulnerable; instead, it was potent and gave the impression of veering out of control yet always in command. The lyrics might describe the tales, but the real story was told by the vocals. There might have been a few converts after this short gutsy performance.
Having known only The Doughboys through the constant video rotation of "Shine" and not having the foresight of doing my homework by exploring their pre-major label material, nostalgia would have a limited effect on me during John Kastner's set. As it turned out, that wasn't entirely true. The songs sounded familiar because they harked back to that specific era of weary yet hopeful power pop. Most people in the audience, whether they mouthed along or not, have had their heart strings wired to that sound and Kastner did a wonderful job reactivating them.
Anticipation ran high for Evan Dando's return on a Montreal stage since The Lemonheads performed at the Cabaret back in 1994. Adding to the suspense was whether his plane from Boston would arrive in time -- and Dando isn't exactly a shoo-in for border-crossing --- and what condition and mood he'd be in. Opening with "Down About It" and "Being Around" from 1993's Come On Feel The Lemonheads, he dispelled any doubt that this would be a magical night for the hardcore fans. This is where I want to skip ahead the track selection (short answer: he played almost all of them) and explain my position. I am not a hardcore fan. While I enjoyed most of the Lemonheads' output -- and Dando's very pleasant solo album Baby I'm Bored -- I'm torn because I felt a lull even though I can definitely sense the connection between him and his audience. The question is, was the connection one-sided? Hearing songs that colored you a decade ago can certainly reignite feelings you haven't had while attending those Death From Above 1979 shows. Fine, but it seemed like most of the legwork was done by the audience, still under the spell of Dando's easy charm even after years of ups and downs (and downs).
On the other hand, there has always been this effortless earnestness in Dando's songs. He brought that quality to his performance, remaining aloof and untalkative, yet not closed off in the slightest (his short "thank you" after a crowd member's miserable attempt at filling in Juliana Hatfield's 'sunshine' part in "It's About Time" was smile-inducing). In that respect, it would be unfair to say that the show couldn't transcend nostalgia. It did what it set out to do: celebrating a great career in classic Dando fashion. Anything less -- or more to the point, anything more -- would have cheated the fans out of an authentic performance.
[Tune in to Losing My Edge Sundays 2pm - 4pm and Tuesdays 8pm - 10pm]