
By Angelica Calcagnile - BVST - 05/03/2008
Saturday was an extremely trying day for me, and while I generally face my problems head on, I decided it was in my interest to seek some solace elsewhere instead. Four hours later, after watching a barely clad Johnny Knoxville get hit in the balls in ever more inventive ways, I was feeling a whole lot better about myself, but hunger was nagging. I carbo loaded quickly, and as the sugars, starches, fats and chemicals surged warmly through my system, I knew the trifecta had to be completed. After all, what are sex and drugs without rock'n'roll? Luckily for me, The Reverend Horton Heat and the inimitable Nashville Pussy were bringing their brand of rock'n'roll revivalism to Saints that night, so I braved the rain and long faces in the rouge-blanc-bleu to catch openers, Grady. Or at least that was the plan.
The show supposedly started at 9:30, and while I realized that Montreal rock shows stopped being fashionably late ages ago, my Jackass-and-pizza stupor kept me bolted to the couch for longer than intended. I rolled in at quarter past ten to the sound of Pussy. Turns out that the whole thing started an hour earlier, which is a shame, since I've been looking forward to a second shot at Grady since I caught them with Nashville Pussy and Nebula down in NYC for CMJ 2007.
If you've ever listened to the local-classic-rock-station-that-shall-not-be-named for longer than five minutes, chances are that you've heard the plunderin', thunderin', honky-tonkin' instant classic "Diggin' A Hole" by Big Sugar. Well, front man Gordie "Grady" Johnson gave up on the Canadian music scene and moved down to Austin, TX a few years back to form the eponymous three piece Grady. He's still rockin' that fat double-necked guitar, only now the riffs are even more unabashedly bluesy and southern fried and topped off with a ten gallon hat. In any case, the show postmortem reveals that they were a great success, and I don't doubt it, despite not having witnessed it myself.
I did manage to catch a glimpse of the man later, as Gordie came out to play harmonica on a new and sacrilicious Nashville Pussy track with the catchy refrain... lemme see if I can get this right..."Lazy Jesus! Raise ye Jesus!" or something to that effect. Turns out he also engineered their new record, of which quite a few new tracks were previewed for the Montreal crowd that night. Thematically, not much has changed on Nashville Pussy's new stuff, but that's to be expected from a seasoned rock'n'roll band. After all, AC/DC and Motörhead have been essentially rerecording their greatest hits for decades, but only because rock'n'rollers understand that there's no sense in fixin' what ain't broke. Among the new songs was a catchy ditty about being higher than the sky or something to that effect (not to be confused with “High As Hell” from their second album of the same name). Seeing as the new album was recorded at Willie Nelson's studio and Willie knows a little about mood-altering drugs, I'm looking forward to hearing what kind of "influences" the new album will incorporate when it's released in the fall. As for the rest of the set, the band stomped through a bunch of oldies and some newly minted classics from the last record Get Some!, including my personal favorite and daily inspiration, “Hate and Whisky,” but clearly they're looking forward to coming out swinging again with this new album.
Performance-wise, however, it saddens me to report that I was less than impressed…Ordinarily, Nashville Pussy are a band that keep it together, even under extreme duress. I've seen the band more than half a dozen times, and in various states of inebriation, and they still managed to blister through without a hitch. Hell, lead singer Blaine has been so fucking high at times that his eyes were swelled shut, but the performance was still note perfect. This was the first time that I've ever seen them sloppy, and Blaine's "creative" delivery on some of the lyrics left me wishing I had been willing to brave the lineup for beer beforehand. In any case, the band left the stage to heavy applause, and I must admit, I wasn't ultimately disappointed with the set. Nashville Pussy are a true workhorse rock band, in the vein of Motörhead. I know I'll be seeing them tear up the stage for a few more decades yet.
The crowd really started to jump as the lights went down for his holiness the Reverend Horton Heat. Now, rockabilly is not my thing. At all. Yet I've seen The Reverend Horton Heat twice and wouldn't really hesitate to make it a hat trick. Musically, the Rev transcends genre with sheer musicianship, and the man himself is a sight to behold. He's casually Satanic, the way I envision Beelzebub would look if he actually walked the earth. He has the damp grey pallor of a decomposing corpse, the slick hair and sharp suits of a televangelist and the guitar chops that only the devil himself hands out at the crossroads. The ease and grace with which the Reverend's guitar sings gives this band such broad appeal, and the tongue-in-cheek songs and high energy just add to the package.
Alongside Jimbo on upright bass and Paul on drums, the Rev ripped through a slew of favorites to a wildly appreciative crowd, but the real surprises came during a set of covers further along in the show. Presented as an abbreviated musical history, the band started off with “Greensleeves,” and touched on some Bill Haley and The Stray Cats, but the real surprises came with a surprisingly faithful cover of Nirvana's “In Bloom” and an ambitious yet note perfect rendition of Sabbath's mighty “Paranoid,” sung sweetly by the drummer, who still managed to beat the skins while sounding like a less nasal Geddy Lee. What's not to like?
Well, the rock was hot, but the crowd was not, and my friends and I left early to avoid the fights, brewing and breaking out all around us. The atmosphere was tense and violent, people were being tossed out by the unreasonably unsympathetic bouncers by the boatload and quite frankly, the freak show was detracting from the action onstage. Certain concerts attract the kind of crowd that only go to one, maybe two live shows a year, and subsequently act like animals let out of a cage. Strangely enough, Saints seems to attract that kind of crowd on a regular basis, even for heavy rock shows. This is the second Nashville Pussy show I've seen there where a disconcerting percentage of the crowd was composed of dirty hippies in Che Guevara t-shirts swaying off tempo, greasy bejeweled club kids that quite possibly haven't left the club since the days of previous tenant The Dome, pregnant women, frat boys in Dockers and plaid button-downs crowd surfing and extraordinarily drunken middle-aged couples who finally found a sitter and have decided to celebrate by flopping like belligerent sock puppets all over the "dancefloor."
Saints has a bad reputation in Montreal, and while I've long defended its subterranean charm, I was disappointed once again by the sub par show-going experience. As with their last appearance, Nashville Pussy was forced to play in semi-darkness, and their sound was curiously subdued, The Reverend rocked while the ceiling above them dripped rain onto the stage, and the lines for bathrooms and beers were comparable to the Bell Center, for a venue with a fraction of the capacity. My friend attributes the generally bad vibe of the evening to the grievous hockey loss, but that doesn't entirely justify the less than stellar show-going experience. Saints is a venue that books rock'n'roll, but it's not quite a rock'n'roll venue, and it left me reminiscing about the last time I saw the Reverend and Nashville Pussy join forces, all the way back in 2002, right around the corner at Club Soda...
I'll stop writing now, but feel free to "say something nasty" to me about these bands, the show, shitty local venues, or anything else in the comments on the CJLO forums...
Tune in to BVST with Angelica every Wednesday from 7pm - 9pm

By Stephanie Ng Wan - We . Are . Canadian - 04/30/2008
I’ve been going to concerts for over a decade now (doesn’t that make me sound old) so I’m certainly no stranger to the live show. My taste and expectations have changed over the years and have also been adapted and adjusted to go with the times, different musical genres and the ebb and flow of the music industry. What with pirating going over the roof and labels as well as artists struggling to find ways to make revenue and maintain a career in music, prices for concerts, merchandise and the like have skyrocketed. One would expect, or at least hope, that the quality of what we are being offered will too. Now I agree that quality is greater than quantity but I think -- no matter how well an act performed a set -- that sometimes you just can’t fit all the quality necessary to satisfy everyone in a short amount of time (a.k.a. quantity).
Let me explain. I’m a fan of Lifehouse and have seen them before their show at the Metropolis last week. The show was good, the songs were strong and the crowd was very enthusiastic. But the group played less than an hour and ten minutes and despite the fact that the crowd waited around after their ONE song encore to chant -- uselessly -- for the American rock band to come back and play the ultimate fan favourite, “Everything,” for what felt like ten minutes (it was probably more like five), the entire effort was to no avail as lights came up and the venue staff nudged everyone away from the stage. We were left a bit flabbergasted by the fact that we hadn’t been kicked out earlier and that the Metropolis actually allowed us to wait around and uselessly use our voices and stamp our feet demanding Lifehouse return because, at some point, I think we all felt a tiny glimmer of hope that the group would actually come back. But alas they did not.
Not only was the original Montreal date on the tour postponed due to an illness affecting the vocals of singer Jason Wade, but it was switched to the Metropolis, a venue almost three times the size of Club Soda, where Lifehouse was originally booked to perform -- which, to my surprise, was almost filled to capacity last Wednesday night. Lifehouse made no mention of this nor did they apologize for having to reschedule. But wouldn’t you think that being able to go from the Club Soda to the Metropolis would have encouraged the group to stay a little longer and indulge fans who waited over a month more to see them?
Aside from the length, as I mentioned previously, Lifehouse were in full form that night. They definitely rock harder live than what they’re known for on the radio (i.e. the semi-sappy pop rock ballads that admittedly, I enjoy). Wade’s voice was strong and he seemed to have made a full recovery from whatever was ailing him a few weeks before and he did talk to the audience in between songs every once and a while. On the backdrop of the stages were circus acts such as the “Miniature Man” and “Live Legs” and to go along with this theme was the carnival-inspired music that preceded Lifehouse’s set at 10:07 pm. Normally a trio, the group added an extra guitarist on tour, which certainly contributed to their more full rock sound. Singles they played included, “Hanging by a Moment,” “Spin,” “Whatever it Takes,” “First Time,” and the song that gave them the most of their popularity, “You and Me” on acoustic guitar. Other tracks included oldies such as “Simon,” “Am I Ever Gonna Find Out,” “Someone Else’s Song” and more recent tunes such as “From Where You Are” and “Better Luck Next Time,” where Wade shared the vocals of the chorus with the bassist, Canadian Bryce Soderberg. The encore consisted of only one song from their 2007 release, Who We Are, called “Broken.”
While Lifehouse are pretty formulaic alternative rock, there is something about them that has managed to break the mainstream and enable their music to differentiate them from other bands in their genre. Their songs are catchy, sometimes harmless and other times reflect on human emotion, and people find both the lyrics and music very easy to relate to. I would have loved, therefore, to hear just a few more of their songs from their four-album discography (including the aforementioned “Everything”) just to feel completely satisfied. I know I’m not alone on this sentiment as others who attended the show revealed feeling similar after discussing it.
As for the opening acts: Crash Parallel (who currently have a single on the radio), played a fairly standard, not-so-memorable thirty-minute set. They were followed by a very energetic and loud-mouthed Matt Nathanson, who was talkative and flirty throughout his set and played some fun pop rock for almost forty minutes.
Tune in to We.Are.Canadian. with Stephanie every Thursday from 6pm – 8pm

By Adrian “A-Dubs” Warner - Eclectricity - 09/11/2007
I discovered Substantial a few years ago when I saw his name on a 12” single posse cut. I found him and the others on the track to be typical, talented underground rappers. When I heard he released a full length CD, I was very intrigued. Then, when I heard the first few tracks of Sacrifice, I discovered he was perhaps a bit more talented than I thought. He has a track named “That Damn Good” and I am inclined to agree.
The CD begins with “Let It Go,” a brief but potent example of lyricism where Substantial rhymes for nearly three minutes with no chorus, hook or pause. After that display, I realized that Substantial has the skill and lyrics to deliver on any track.
There is a danger for some rappers to want to challenge themselves and demonstrate versatility. An MC as talented as Substantial should be cautious of recording tracks like “Chain Reaction.” The beat is not that spectacular and it is difficult to distinguish his lyrics. If his vocals were more clear and the focus of the track, it could have been one of the best songs on the CD. He returns to form, though, on “Resurrection of the House Party.”
Midway through the CD, Substantial gets sentimental and shows other sides of his personality and abilities. Up to three tracks pay tribute to hip-hop itself as he presents his view on the current state of the art form. If he had to resurrect the house party earlier on the album, he gets the chance to express more of his reflections on times past.
Aceyalone's “Greatest Show on Earth” flow came to mind when I heard “My Favorite Things.” Substantial delivers his rhymes in the melody of the John Coltrane jazz standard and song Julie Andrews made famous in The Sound Of Music. It would have been very clever had Acey not done something similar nearly fifteen years ago. However, the jazz influenced ode to hip-hop is still an interesting listen.
After multiple listens, I learned to appreciate what Substantial has done with Sacrifice. It is a very good effort; in this age of disposable music, it is good to hear music with substance. The production is not stellar, but that is a good thing -- Substantial's lyrics need to be heard. With the rare case in “Chain Reaction,” we learn what happens if Substantial's lyrics take a back seat to the beat (it should never happen). One can only wonder what will happen when production nearly matches Substantial's skills. I'll be waiting for that day.
7.5/10
Tune in to Eclectricity with A-Dubs every Sunday from 2pm - 4pm

By Eli Levinson - Bender Night - 04/25/2008
As I came up to le Studio Juste Pour Rire on Friday April 25th to see Streetlight Manifesto, I saw something that made me apprehensive: tons of similarly dressed teenagers. They had a similar punk/suburbia/ska look to them, and you could tell they were REALLY looking forward to the show that was about to start. But how would they react? What sort of crowd would it be?
When I entered the venue and saw The Johnstones finishing their loud, fast, entertaining but ordinary set, I could tell this was to be a party night. The crowd was just getting started to skank and rock out.
When Streetlight finally came out, the place went berserk -- it was similar to how 12 year-old girls react to Britney Spears. When they actually started playing, the entire floor became this huge "push-pit." Not a mosh pit, but a mass of bodies pushing each other. I'm not gonna lie, it sucked. It wasn't a mosh pit, it wasn't even really much of a concert crowd…it was more akin to a really packed metro car. That being said, these fans KNEW their Streetlight. I have never seen so many people singing along and knowing every single word to every single song than I did at this show. Seriously, it really reminded of a pop concert. At the same time, because of the energy and obvious passion of the crowd, they gave the band the kind of response that most artists only dream of. There was love here. And the band reciprocated.
Streetlight Manifesto is a 6-piece ska band formed from the remnants of Catch-22. They play a newer form of ska (fourth wave?) that is extremely complex and technical, going far beyond the verse-chorus-verse-chorus-bridge-chorus structure that permeates punk-rock and its brethren. They have loads of breaks, tempo shifts and solo sections, -- it's awesome. Every member pulls his weight. They can all keep up with each other, playing sixteenth note patterns at 140 bpm, which can be overwhelming at times.
Their setlist was made up primarily of their latest release, Somewhere in the Between, which is a wicked album. It explores themes of social justice, philosophy, criminality and politics. The lead singer, Thomas Kalnoky, is a lyrical genius with a great sense for how to integrate his vocals into the complex and layered mix that is Streetlight Manifesto. The rest of the band were on backing vocals, which provided tons of epic moments of awesomeness. The band was amazing at those little moments. The horn section was amazing, although during the show they were not loud enough in the mix, but you could still hear them and know all the virtuosity they brought to the music. The bassist is an remarkable musician -- he never stops playing his ridiculously high-speed patterns. He was even playing high-speed sixteenths on an upright bass, which boggled my mind. Finally, the drummer. He is one of the better ska drummers I have heard. He does not simply provide a beat to be played over, he takes an active role in the songs, adding a significant component to different sections and the like.
To conclude, Streetlight Manifesto puts on an awesome, energetic live show that illustrates why they are fast becoming one of the most popular and respected ska bands around. Check them out then next they come to town, but be warned about the throngs of teenagers.
BENDER NIGHT BENDER NIGHT BENDER NIGHT! - Wednesdays 11pm – 1am

By Simon Howell - A Listening Ear - 04/15/2008
While critical reactions to Hot Chip's third album Made in the Dark have been mixed, the album's go-for-broke approach to pop eclecticism seems to be a hit with music fans -- the last time the 'Chip hit town, it was at La Sala Rossa only a year and a half ago, promoting their breakthrough release The Warning. This time around, they sold out the 2300-capacity Metropolis -- a mixed blessing, as while it's nice to see love for the band, it's easily one of my least favorite venues to negotiate.
Regardless of how they got there, Hot Chip have certainly risen to the challenge of playing to larger crowds -- albeit with a few minor hiccups. After a long, ominous synthesizer intro (going nicely with the stage's giant moon backdrop), the band came on and started right into a skeletal, surprisingly loose rendition of "Shake a Fist." In fact, many of the performances -- a whopping eleven of which were drawn from Dark -- deviated from their studio counterparts to a refreshing degree. "Bendable Poseable," which comes off as an eccentric, if catchy, gag on record was somehow morphed into a potent pop anthem, with the band getting excited enough to prompt Joe Goddard to inject some impromptu swearing into his off-kilter interjections. Dark standouts "Touch Too Much" and "Wrestlers" were allowed a subdued treatment, while more upbeat tracks like "Over and Over" and "Hold On" were amped up.
The Achilles' heel of Hot Chip's live show was their pacing -- they frontloaded their main set with nearly all of their album highlights, leaving slim pickings for the inevitable encore. Second-tier tracks like "Don't Dance" and "No Fit State" were given the heartiest workouts possible but just didn't measure up to their more fleshed-out material. Luckily, they did find a slightly surprising way to cap off the proceedings -- with a tender performance of Dark's closing track, "In the Privacy of Our Love." The song brimmed with emotion, and was considerably more evocative than its dimly produced studio counterpart. Maybe with one more solid release, they'll be able to sustain that intensity for an entire evening.
(Unfortunately, I narrowly missed openers Free Blood , but their recent EP is great fun.)
Tune in to A Listening Ear with Simon every Friday from 2pm - 4pm

By Simon Howell - A Listening Ear - 04/23/2008
Before I get to the educational portion of this review, I'd like to say a few words about local openers The High Dials. I was struck, while listening to their last release War of the Wakening Phantoms and seeing them perform live, by the skewed nature of musical popularity. Their songs are slickly written and played, loaded with hooks and vocal harmonies, and some of them even stick in the mind after you've heard them, a rarity for indie-pop acts. Here's their problem: they lack…something. If they were British, they'd come here and headline venues twice the size of Lambi. If they were more eccentric and less workmanlike, they could develop Wolf Parade-like levels of fan devotion. If they had a younger and/or handsomer frontman, they'd make the indie girls swoon. As it is now, they show up, play their smartly written tunes expertly, and leave. When they want wider exposure, they appear in a Rogers ad, since none of the major online publications I visited had written a word about them. Are they the greatest unknown band ever? Definitely not -- much of their material doesn't stand out as memorable despite their obvious skill, and their albums meander far longer than they need to. Nevertheless, they deserve considerably better than they're getting.
Moving on,
Simon's Guide to Enjoying a Stoner Rock Concert While Not Stoned
I was a little concerned that I was going to be reviewing a Dead Meadow concert while not under the influence of any drugs. In my case, I simply don't do any of them, but perhaps you may find yourself in a similar predicament due to a lack of funds or some other complication. So here's my guide to getting the most out of your substance abusers of choice and their unholy racket.
1. Show up tired. This is the important one. If you're too alert, you won't be as inclined towards enjoying the slow, crushing grooves that typify good stoner rock. You might even find them a little annoying. When I arrived for the show, I was already a little bushed, so I sat down to watch the openers. Crucially, however, I stood up for Dead Meadow, preventing me from actually falling asleep -- if not necessarily preserving my attentive faculties. The other important thing to keep in mind is that any self-respecting stoner band should have some accompanying visual component to go with those grooves -- and indeed, Dead Meadow were projecting images evoking cell division all over the stage. To get a good sense of how tired I was, keep in mind that it took me a full ten minutes to figure out that the little black devices at the front of the stage were not, ineffective little fans, but projectors, and that they weren't hooked up to a sophisticated computer program, they just had little lava lamps inside them. Another good sign that the fatigue is working is that you might start to compose your own (terrible) songs while fixating on inane details around you. For instance, when I turned to spot The High Dials' Rishi Dhir staring at Dead Meadow bassist Steve Kille's remarkably nimble fingerwork, I started to piece together a song called "The Bassist Was Watching the Other Bassist." I forget how it goes now.
2. Show up relieved. Try to make sure you don't have to go to the bathroom during the show, since the longer you stand in one place, the more likely you are to be pleasantly entranced by the sounds being hurled at you. Plus, you never know when an actually distinct track will arise from the sonic morass to lift your attention a bit -- in this case, Feathers standout "At Her Open Door." Not that their set overall wasn't solid -- it was actually surprisingly engaging throughout -- but during certain stretches I was waiting for a hook or two. Regardless, your unbroken presence will heighten your overall enjoyment.
3. Stand on the bassist's side. Trust me, when the band starts to play, and you can barely stand upright due to following the previous instructions, you'll want to be getting the full force of that droning low end. Before long it will be a comfort to you, not unlike the sound of waves on a brisk summer night by the beach, or mild traffic going by your window in the late evening. Except that in this case you're probably surrounded by very sweaty people in what should be a distressingly confined space.
Follow these simple steps and you'll be good as blitzed.
Tune in to A Listening Ear with Simon every Friday from 2pm - 4pm

By J-Nice - The Limelight - 04/19/2008
“Everybody, are you ready for Buck 65?” The crowd screams and claps in anticipation as he casually walks towards the mic (enter stage left). Now Buck 65 is fairly new to me. After he played a few tracks off his album Situation, I realized that this cat is pretty good. His flow is a little different, but I guess that is what I like about Canadian hip hop. We think outside the box and at times push the envelope. Now, I wasn’t sure what I was expecting Buck 65 to look like, but for some reason I was expecting a typical rapper-esque dude to stroll out and get busy (shame on me for not checking his website). So when this tall, cool looking guy wearing a shirt (somewhat like a cowboy), jeans and black shoes that looked like size 14 humbly walked over to the mic while the crowd was going bananas, I was like “This IS Buck.” I was shocked.
By the time he finished his opening speech, thanking peeps for coming and giving a general introduction, I couldn’t wait to hear him bless my ears with some of his songs, old and new. What’s really nice about Buck 65 (born Ricardo Terfry) is that his awkward style, easygoing personality and smooth, laid-back voice is what makes him a really good performer. He wasn’t jumping around the stage or running up and down but just kept it simple and did his thing. I would chuckle when he did this little “step away from the mic” little jig (if I can call it that), but that’s what was so cool about seeing him on stage -- he was being himself.
The crowds soaked up his music, sang and dance along to songs they loved and remembered. Man, I couldn’t wait for him to rap one of the songs I knew, so I could participate. His music is infections, perhaps even at times uncanny, but that’s what made being there so much fun, much more than I originally anticipated. Along side Buck 65 was an amazing Dj, Skratch Bastid. He performed a set before the opening act and I was blown away. The first time I saw him was when he was playing music for the Concordia outdoor concert (the night K-OS performed) and I was impressed. So getting another chance to see him live doing his stuff was a pleasure. Cutting, scratching, beat-juggling was all on the menu for Bastid -- he went from old/new hip hop to funk, to rnb and soul, blending all the styles together into a perfectly engineered set. And to top it off he had a blast doing it, smiling, clapping in between scratches, talking to the crowd, dancing -- it made you respect him and how he has mastered his craft.
After Bastid came Cadence Weapon and Dj Weez-L. He rocked the crowd with poppy (energetic) tracks that had you dancing along with him. His style was nice with a good flow, and his catching lyrical style made watching him perform a real pleasure. His partner Dj Weez-L was definitely a comical character, having fun while playing on the 1’s and 2’s adding a nice touch to Cadence Weapons performance.
All in all, it was a superb concert -- entertaining, fun and a times quite inspiring. I look forward to hearing more from them in the future.
Check out The Limelight Saturdays 4pm – 6pm

By Comma Chameleon - Semicolon Cancer; - 04/01/2008
Let’s start with White Denim. WD set the stage on fire with a decently energetic opening set and loosened up the deadpan and slightly mutinous crowd at the Cabaret that night with a series of successful swinging singles. Unfortunately, the main act, Tapes ‘n Tapes, didn’t fare so well; after a number of selections from their new effort, Walk it Off, coming three years after the original 2005 release of their collection of print-worthy material, The Loon. This was a bit past disappointing and slightly tiring, and after the fifth new tune failed to impress the crowd with an upbeat crunchy redundant screeching rocker, they resorted back to their tried-and-true crowd favourites, including “Manitoba” and “Insistor,” which I was highly anticipating (from my perch at the foot of the stage I spotted its position footed near the bottom of the set list which was right below the electronic table of keyboardist Matt Kretzmann).
Coming off the end of the night, after Tapes finished screwing up the good buzz that finally rippled through the hordes of deadeyes who showed up to this gig by jamming in some more unknown and incomprehensible stuff from their new release, it dawned on me that frontman Josh Grier (pictured, foreground) should drop the axe once in a while and let Kretzmann (pictured, left) work the board more often; after all, it is the highlights on The Loon that are enriched with some stimulating electronic buzz accompanying the guitar scrawl, and I think we all like it better that way. Or else, for God’s sake, think of introducing some new hooks, harmonies, bridges, and chord progressions before I dawdle off home to listen to my roommate cover Third Eye Blind and attempt both tenor and falsetto choruses at the same time.
Note to self: go check out more White Denim.

By Lindsay Wood - Through Being Cool - 04/13/2008
I wish someone had bought me a “drank” or a bottle before I sat through this show. Many people warned me about going to it. They said, “Lindsay, it will be T-Pain singing along over his own voice,” or “he won’t sing very well because of his voice being so digitalized.”
Well guys, you were sooooo right. First, I got to the show and realized someone forgot to memo me about the dress code. Apparently jeans and kicks are out and dresses (long shirts) and hooker boots were in. I never thought a concert could look so much like the inside of a club. Then again, I never thought three men on stage with a DJ could put me to sleep. It wasn’t even that they were bad but they were not entertaining. T-Pain and Family consisted of him and his unknown boys running around the stage in matching tees and jeans. T-Pain looked like he ate one too many buckets of fried chicken. His boys fully showed him up dancing.
It wouldn’t be fair to comment on the singing quality of the show because singing was clearly not something that happened. The boys ran around the stage shouting nonsense that was more than exhausting to try and follow. I went and sat down and tried to come up with some kind of criticism of the show. Then, my ears started bleeding from the gibberish that was being stuttered into the mics. The MOST “music” I heard at this circus of a show was T-Pain singing the chorus off of songs on his first two albums. Which are decent albums, but not his most popular work.
After about an hour and half of the ridiculous crap on stage, I couldn’t keep myself from yawning anymore. I had to call it a night. For those of you that were brave enough to stay for the show, I hope T-Pain got around to shutting the f@#K up and doing what he was there to do: sing into a mic and have a machine make it sound way better than he probably really does.
Tune in to Through Being Cool with Lindsay every Monday from 12pm - 2pm

By Dan Stefik - The Ground-Up - 04/13/2008
As far as I know, Autechre fans haven’t yet reached a definitive verdict on their latest LP, Quaristice. The camps appear divided: while some feel that a recent departure from their tried and true approach is nothing short of blasphemy, others argue that the LP’s shorter tracks and more minimal stylings are strangely affecting. However, neither camp could contest the explosive energy of Sean Booth and Rob Brown’s performance at Club Soda last night.
The show’s duration was punctuated by two DJ sets – which were relatively uneventful – and an additional set by the show’s opener Massonix (Graham Massey from 808 State fame). Massey began in fine form, but as his set drew to a close it was fairly obvious that fans were itching for Autechre. Massey’s use of live instruments (an assortment of winds, synths and guitars) and looped images provided the “visual” spectacle for the evening, but Autechre would soon take the stage and refuse any visual stimulation whatsoever.
Montreal’s Club Soda provided the backdrop, with the necessary -- shall we say, amplification -- and make no mistake, Club Soda is fit in terms of sound. Anyone who’s bothered to listen to Autechre on disc or vinyl can vouch for this fact. Club Soda delivers soundwise, and then some. A powerful sound system is a pre-requisite to the faithful transmission of Autechre’s music which is comprised of a cacophony of sounds, faint melodies, and chest-pounding beats and rhythms.
And let it be known that Booth and Brown separate the boys from the men, so to speak. This isn’t your average dance, techno or drum ‘n bass gig. They aren’t doodlers on laptops. They are nothing short of visionaries of the aural persuasion, and fans have known that for over 15 years now.
The best thing about an Autechre show is the fact that fans seem to be dancing, grooving, bobbing, or stomping with both their bodies AND minds. Their bodies are anchored by an incisive rhythm (a rhythm that is characterized by its pulsating, primal nature) and their minds are engaged by a myriad of sounds -- far too many to consciously keep track of – that extend from the pulsating core. Autechre fans appear fully engaged and totally submitted to the sounds themselves. To attend an Autechre show is to enter the recesses of Booth and Brown’s minds, a space cleared for psychic dance music. And thankfully, their sounds stretched out through an almost entirely underlit venue -- save for the lights emitted by their abundance of equipment -- an aesthetic choice that certainly adds to the psychic element in their approach.
Next time Autechre pulls into Montreal, do yourselves a favor and submit! Your brain and body will thank you plenty.
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