On Tuesday an attempt by Mayor Gerald Tremblay’s administration to deem Vision Montreal incompetent was deemed inadmissible. The administration declared that Vision Montreal and it’s leader Louise Harel are incompetent and take Montrealers for imbeciles. The statement was withdrawn because of a procedural technicality. The motion calls that Harel and the party apologize to Montrealers for contempt of election financing laws.

One afternoon while browsing movie trailers, I came upon Limitless and thought to myself: "Bradley Cooper and Robert De Niro? I wonder what this could be?" I checked out the trailer and it captured my attention immediately. It didn’t give too much away, so I was pleasantly anxious as I took my seat at the screening.

Read by Gareth Sloan

Produced by Jacqueline Di Bartolomeo

Stories by Joel Balsam, Dominique Daoust, Sofia Gay and Aisha Samu

In bizarre news, a Nunavut man has been sentenced to two years in prison for indecently interfering with human remains.

The forty-one year old admitted to having sexual intercourse with the body shortly after it was buried.

The man said that he was at the cemetery visiting his mother’s grave when he saw the open coffin.

Crown prosecutors and lawyers had a hard time finding legal precedents to work with for the case.

They could not find any cases similar to this one in Canadian and British case law.