You may know him by any number of names—Skid Marks, Dorito Dan, Colonel Lingus, Spider, to name a few. And you may have seen him in any of the numerous bands he has been in over the years—CPC Gangbangs, The Del-Gators, Teenage Hookers. But you've never heard him DJing on The Go-Go Radio Magic Show... until now! 

Once upon a time, there was a girl that loved Sloan so much, that she named her first and only cat after them (he turned 15 this summer!).

Once upon a time, there was a girl that loved Sloan so much, that every time she got drunk, she would belt out "Deeper Than Beauty" and "Snow Suit Sound". 

Once upon a time, there was a girl that loved Sloan so much, that she broke up with her fiancée when he didn't "get" them. (For reals.)