Turn Down the Suck
 Wednesdays at 09:00 PM - 11:00 PM


Heavy-ass rock, bad-ass metal, & kick-ass hardcore.






Contact the show at: TDTS.CJLO@gmail.com


Turn Down the Suck: News - Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

Canada Day Covers Spectacular!!

Q: What's twice as loud as fireworks but half as pretty?

A: Turn Down The Suck's Canada Day Covers Spectacular!!

Oh yes, coming to you this Wednesday is yet another very special edition of Turn Down The Suck - this one being 100% cover songs! Now the real question is: Is a covers show something that every radio show has to do once or is it something that no self-respecting show ever does? Either way, Turn Down The Suck's finally doing it!!!
PS: Don't expect anything Canada Day related...
PPS: Do expect at least 3 different versions of "Ace of Spades"...
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

St-Jean Sucktiste

This Wednesday not only marks yet another edition of Turn Down The Suck but it also happens to be St-Jean Baptiste Day! So why not kill two birds with one stone and celebrate them both in style with the inaugural heptannual St-Jean Sucktiste Extravaganza!! Join the incomparable Johnny Suck this Wednesday, June 24th, as he counts down his Top 20 All-Time Favourite Bands From Québec!! Bam!!!

 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Friday, June 12th, 2009

The Almighty Suck

Due to controllable circumstances, the Diego award winning Turn Down The Suck won't be heard this Wednesday. But fear not, because airing in it's place will be a brand new live edition of The Almighty Riff! And continuing in the "Album of the Week" series, this very special show will be featuring a classic album that is bound to please The Almighty Riffers and Turn Down The Suckers alike: Black Sabbath's Master of Reality!!
Oh hells yeah!!!

On your feet or on your knees for The Almighty Riff, this Wednesday at 9:00pm, only on CJLO 1690AM...
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Tuesday, May 19th, 2009

Death Boat!

Ever since the first time** he saw Pump Up The Volume, Johnny Suck has always wanted a pirate radio show. Well now he's finally getting one! Sort of...
This Wednesday Turn Down The Suck is getting plundered by an unknown quantity of Death Boat members! Okay, so it's not exactly what Cap'n Suck envisioned and quite frankly he has no idea what to expect (and secretly he's even a little scared) but nonetheless it should be fun and somewhat entertaining!!

**About eight months ago. Yeah, I know, lame...

 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Thursday, April 30th, 2009

Dopethrone Live on The Suck

Tune into Turn Down The Suck this Wednesday, May 6th, for a live interview with Montreal sludge lords Dopethrone! This is your chance to get wise to this city's most exciting** young band, to get hyped up on their new album Demonsmoke, and to get all the details on their record release show on May 9th @ Katacombes.

**Assuming you find bad-ass riffs exciting...

Dopethrone live on Turn Down The Suck, Wednesday, May 6th, 9-11pm, only on CJLO 1690AM...
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

Power Failure!

It's no secret that Turn Down The Suck rocks loud and hard. But did you know that it rocks so hard that it causes power failures throughout West Montreal? Because it does.

Yep, this week's show was cut short by a power failure... Oh well...

Anyway, come back next week for Turn Down The Suck's 4th Anniversary & 199th Episode Spectacular!!
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

BVSuckT

Y'ever wonder what would happen if your two favourite radio shows joined forces and combined their powers to form some sort of super-radio show? Well you are about to find out! Tune in to CJLO this Wednesday, January 21st from 7 to 11pm to hear BVST and Turn Down The Suck unite to form BVSuckT! Now, we don't actually know what exactly the result of this unification will be, no one has ever witnessed anything like it. But, rest assured that if nothing else, it will contain all the best (and worst) of the five elements of music: Rock! Metal! Country! Punk! & Heart!.. uhh.. I mean Hardcore!
Trust us, it's gonna be EPIC....
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

Top Albums of 2008 Countdown Spectacular!

Tune in to Turn Down The Suck tonight (Dec 17th) for the Top Albums of 2008 Countdown Spectacular!

And yes, it will be spectacular...
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

The December Plan

So, what does Turn Down The Suck have in store for December?

Well here is the plan:
Dec 3rd - Same old bullshit.
Dec 10th - Half of the show will be devoted to 2008's hit songs that weren't on 2008's hit albums. The other half of the show will be business as usual.
Dec 17th - The highly anticipated Top 10 Albums of 2008 Countdown Spectacular!!!
Dec 24th - No show. I'll be busy eating.
Dec 31st - No show. I'll be busy drinking.

And I promise that you will not hear a single second of holiday related music...
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Friday, November 14th, 2008

Invasion of Suck

Being the megalomaniac that he is, Johnny Suck isn't satisfied with just taking over BVST (in addition to his usual two hours) this week. He wants more! In an effort to flood the market and secure his spot as the only game in town he'll also be taking over The Almighty Riff this Sunday. That'll be six hours of Turn Down The Suck this week! What can you expect besides the usual quality tunage? How about tired storylines, meaningless titles, and a jaded audience...

Get your 5th and 6th hours of Suck this week, Sunday Novemeber 16th, 6-8pm, only on CJLO....
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

Extendo Suck - The Extended Edition

This Wednesday, Nov 12th, Turn Down The Suck will once again be filling in for BVST and will take the form of a very special four hour Extendo edition!

The previous edition of Extendo Suck featured a very special presentation of Fistula's Lessons in Lamentations, this week's edition will feature that album's uglier, eviler companion disc, Inverted Black Star. Chances are that you will never ever get the oppurtunity to hear it again, so tune in! Especially if you like repetitive riffs, repetitive riffs, and power tools!

A very special Extendo Suck, Wednesday, Nov 12th from 7-11pm, only on CJLO...
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

Suckfest 2008

This Wednesday night, CJLO is proud to present to you: Turn Down The Suck's Sort-of-Annual Halloween Spectacular! Umm... since when does Turn Down The Suck elicit pride? Uhhh... don't answer that...
Anyway, it wouldn't be a Spectacular if we didn't spend the big bucks to bring in some name talent and is there any talent bigger than CJLO Hall of Famer Jo Satana? Oh yes, your favourite Turn Down The Suck occasional co-host (take that Zombieboy!) is back and better than ever...

So yeah, kick-ass tunes, witty banter, and some halloweeny stuff... all that and more this Wednesday at 9:00!

Only on CJLO...
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

Extendo Suck - The CMJ Edition

Due to some shin dig down in New York, BVST won't be heard this week. And since non-live radio is lame, Turn Down The Suck will be stepping up in the form of a very special four hour Extendo edition!

Tune into CJLO this Wednesday at 7:00pm for Turn Down The Suck's interpretation of regular BVST fare (so, uhh... regular Turn Down The Suck fare) and then, in the the 2nd half of the show, some long-ass jams to cruise to 11:00pm. In particular, get ready to hear a very special presentation of Fistula's 60 minute, mind-crushing, brain-destroying monster of a track, 'Lessons In Lamentations'.
You know it'll be awesome.

A very special Extendo Suck, this Wednesday, Oct 22nd, 7-11pm, only on CJLO...
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Monday, September 22nd, 2008

Pfft...

According to the CJLO front page, Turn Down The Suck (along with a slew of other fine-ass shows) won't be heard this week...
Fuck that. Tune in this Wednesday at 9:00, just like every week, for a live edition of Turn Down The Suck. It's gonna be a little haphazard, but at least it's happening...
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

Hands of Death on The Suck

Tune into Turn Down The Suck this Wednesday for a live in-studio interview with members of Hands of Death. HOD are gearing up for their cross Canada September tour with Halifax's Hellacaust and the media blitz starts where else but CJLO?

Hands of Death on Turn Down The Suck, Wednesday, September 10th at 9:00pm only on CJLO...
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Sunday, July 27th, 2008

Retrospectivus

Tune in this Sunday for a Fantasia Retrospective, featuring none other than Mr. Fantasia himself, Jo Satana! It'll be almost as half-assed as this news post!!
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

Yet Another Week Off

It looks like Turn Down The Suck may have to relinquish the title of CJLO's Most Reliable Show as the Indomitable Johnny Suck is taking yet another week off. In his place will be a very special 4-hour edition of The Almighty Riff.

Tune in on July 5th for the return of The Suck. It'll be an episode featuring tales of carnage, a Fantasia preview, and some tunes from the new Colour Haze and Ufommamut albums...
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Friday, May 30th, 2008

A Week Off

After a grueling month of May featuring no less than 18 hours of Suck, the unrelenting Johnny Suck is due for a bit of a break.

After 4 weeks on the shelf, Zombieboy is ready to return to the Almighty Riff.

After 20 or so years, Johnny Suck may just have his very last day of school ever on May 31st.

And after 5 days, the beerfest is winding up on June 1st.

I think you see where this is going...
Turn Down The Suck is going to be on hiatus this week, but don't worry, there will a very special four hour edition of The Almighty Riff in its place.
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

Spreading the Seed of Suck

Is two hours of Suck per week not enough for you?

Well then you're in for a tasty treat this month: over the next few weeks the Incomparable Johnny Suck will be taking over The Almighty Riff (Sundays 6-8pm) on May 4th, May 11th, May 18th, May 24th and BVST (Wednesdays 7-9pm) on May 14th. That means you'll be getting no less than 18 hours of Suck in May!

Delicious!
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Friday, February 1st, 2008

Super Suck Sunday

Will the Patriots confirm their dynasty? Will we see any nip during the halftime show? Will Bud Light continue it's dominance over Bud?
Who cares?

This Sunday, Feb 3rd, turn off your tv and turn on your favourite internet radio station because CJLO is bringing you Super Suck CIL. What makes this particular edition of The Suck so super? Well, besides all the usual rockin' awesomeness, the triumphant return of CJLO Hall of Famer Jo Satana!

This Sunday 4:00-6:00pm...
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Saturday, January 12th, 2008

The Countdown Continues

Last week Turn Down The Suck made it's 2-hour Sunday debut with it's Top Albums of 2007 Countdown. Now this week, January 13th, The Suck continues with it's Top Songs (That Weren't On The Top Albums) Of 2007 Countdown! Look forward to hearing stuff like Weedeater, Earthless, Middian, The Warriors, and of course High on Fire!!

Plus, there'll also be set dedicated to Graves At Sea who played their farewell show on Saturday night in San Francisco.

All that and more! This Sunday, 4:00-6:00pm.
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Thursday, December 27th, 2007

No Suck This Week.

Sadly, there won't be a live edition of Turn Down The Suck this Thursday, December 27th. The Phenomenal Johnny Suck has other things on his plate. And unfortunately, the Special Umlauts & Powerchords Holiday Reunion Special that was going to air in The Suck's regular timeslot never materialized due to oversized egos and contractual disputes.
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Thursday, December 20th, 2007

CJLO Crossover Craziness - The Holiday Edition

Catch Turn Down The Suck this Thursday, Dec 20th, for some good ol' CJLO Crossover Craziness! Coming your way is yet another edition of The Almighty Suck with special guest co-host Zombieboy! Him and DJ Iron Steel (formerly known as Johnny Suck) will be blasting your face with tunes, complaining about anything and everything, and sharing their (lack of) memories from the recent CJLO holiday extravaganza.

What is it that Zombieboy likes to say? "On your feet or on your knees for the Almighty Suck".
Yeah, definitely on your knees...
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

No News Is Good News...

Damn straight!

Yeah, so not all that much to report, which probably a good thing. The Suck has overcome the turbulence of August/September and has had a stabilized nicely...

The March to AM continues, and a few interesting ideas are being kept on the shelf until the AM launch. So for now, you can just sit back, crank it, up, and enjoy the sunny skies...
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Thursday, September 6th, 2007

I Don't Love You.

Sorry, but the truth hurts... To prove that I don't love you, I wont be spending this Thursday evening, from 7:00-8:00pm, with you. Instead I'm going to make you listen to some crappy re-run.
I'm not happy about it either, but there's a little something called 'tough un-love'.

And to prove that I'm not joking, I'm not going to spend Thursday, Sept 20th with you either. But, since I'm not a total heartless bastard, I might get Angelica from BVST to come hang out with you. Okay... maybe I love you a little...
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Tuesday, August 21st, 2007

CJLO Crossover Craziness!!

Your beloved host Johnny Suck has been put out of commission by some sort of disease, or maybe an infection, or is it a diseased infection? Anyways, he's fucked up enough to not be coming in to Suck it up this Thursday...
So, seeing how radio should always be live, we've managed to secure a replacement, and not just any replacement: we got reigning Defender of Rock Angelica from BVST!!! Oh yeah, she's hosting The Suck! So buckle your seat belts because she will rock you asses off.

Catch this one-time dream event this Thursday, August 23rd, at 7:00pm, only on CJLO...
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Thursday, July 26th, 2007

Fantasia Retrospective

It's that time of the year again... The time when movie geeks across the island start experiencing Fantasia withdrawal. And if there's anyone who knows about cold sweats and the shakes it's CJLO's resident Fantasia rat, Jo Satana. Catch him on this week's edition of the show as he and Johnny Suck share their memories, experiences, and perversions from this year's festival.
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Wednesday, June 20th, 2007

Three Inches Of Suck

*Ahem*... Uh... Anyway, catch a live-to-air interview with Jaime Hooper from Vancouver's metal warriors 3 Inches of Blood on this week's edition of Turn Down The Suck.

Thursday, June 21st, 7:00pm, only on CJLO...
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Saturday, May 12th, 2007

I'm Half The Man I Used To Be...

Say hello to a slimmer, trimmer, and resultingly healthier Turn Down The Suck. Due to severe case of selling-out, the first hour of the show had to be amputated. Doctors tried everything they could to save the full show, but, in the end, The Man was too strong and half of the show had to be sacrificed to save the rest...
Don't worry though, because the full spirit of The Suck lives on in the surviving half, resulting in a concentrated, more intense, and ultimately superior listening experience.

Long story short: Newish timeslot. Thursdays, 7:00-8:00pm.
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Friday, March 2nd, 2007

Les Ékorchés Interview

This past Friday, Johnny had an chance to speak with Quebec hardcore legend Marc Vaillancourt about his new band Les Ékorchés. Tune into CJLO this Thursday, March 8th, at 6:00pm to hear the interview. The forming of the band (which features members of Ghoulunatics and Voivod), their new record, tour plans, the (unlikely) possibility of another BARF reunion, and the upcoming provinicial elections are just a few of things talked about. It turned out to be a good one, so don't miss it. And, a slew of tracks from Les Ékorchés' new debut album will be featured.

Turn Down The Suck, Thursday March 8th, 6:00-8:00pm.
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Thursday, February 8th, 2007

Dutch Oven Turns Up The Heat, Turns Down The Suck

Tune into Turn Down The Suck on Feb 22nd when local stoner rock heroes Dutch Oven will be paying a visit to CJLO HQ. Now they aren't just coming in to do an interview, nor are they only coming in to guest dj and spin some rad tunes, but they'll also be bringing their brand new Empty Pockets EP for its World Radio Premiere. Like the sound of that? World Radio Premiere. Yeah, me too. Anyway, this is your chance to listen to the EP in its full 22-minutes of glory before going out and buying it at their Feb 24th show at Katacombes (1222 St-Laurent).
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Monday, December 18th, 2006

Fuck Christmas

Unfortunately, there won't be a new edition of The Suck next week (Dec 25th), Christmas got in the way. But if you're looking to drive away relatives that you don't love and drown out the crap that plagues radio and public spaces this time of year, you can still tune into a Classic edition of Turn Down The Suck. Same ol' time, same ol' station, same ol' kickass music...

New Year's Day Also falls on a Monday, but we're not as bitter about it - it's actually a decent holiday (my grandma makes this super-amazing soup, that she only makes the one time a year...).

So anyway, Turn Down the Suck will make it's triumphant return on Jan 8th. And, since I give gifts all year round instead of on just one day, you'll be getting yet another Satanafied edition of The Suck!

Be there!!
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Monday, December 11th, 2006

End of the year special!!

Tune in to The Suck on December 18th for the Turn Down The Suck Year End Special! It won't be quite as Super Mega Extend-o as last year's special, but it will still rock your ass twice as hard as any other holiday special.

We'll be counting down all of The Suck's favourite albums from 2006, even though we just gave it all away with that fancy jpeg...

Oh well... tune in anyway, bitchcakes!
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Thursday, October 26th, 2006

I've come to suck your... uh... blood!

Something wicked is definitely cumming this way as Turn Down The Suck celebrates its first HORRORDAY Halloween spectacular! Crawl into the coffin with Johnny Suck and Jo Satana this Monday, October 30th for a Suck Fest that would make Dracula blush. Spooks, tunes and horrifying stories of inadequacy await you as our brave hosts try to solve the mysteries of the morbid, like why lesbian vampires are guaranteed to eat at least once a month.
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Sunday, October 22nd, 2006

The Suck Sessions - Part IV

Tune into Turn Down The Suck this Monday, October 23rd, for yet another edition co-hosted by CJLO legend Jo Satana! Much is in store for what promises to be the most delicious Suck Session yet: music, talk spots, more music, and... uh... more talk spots!

How delicious, you ask?
As delicious as a popsicle on a hot summer day...
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Monday, August 21st, 2006

The Suck Sessions - Part III

This week on 'The Suck, audience sweetheart Jo Satana will be making yet another very special guest appearance!

So tune the fuck in!
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Monday, July 10th, 2006

Yet Another Very Special Turn Down The Suck...

Jo Satana's recent guest appearance on Turn Down The Suck was the highest rated episode of the show since the time Johnny Suck came out of the closet. As a result, 'The Suck's producers have decided to make Jo a recurring character in an ongoing story arc. Needless to say, but this is going to be even bigger than Jay & Silent Bob on Degrassi. Expect much drama, a load of killer tunes, and some gutter-bound talk spots...

Tune in for yet another Suck Session with Jo Satana this Monday, July 10th.

Plus, we'll be giving away Fantasia passes!
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Wednesday, June 14th, 2006

Twee as Suck

This week's show (June 19th) won't be any regular edition of 'The Suck, it's going to be Turn Down The Suck - The Grunge Edition.
Johnny Suck's going to be away, and rather than subjecting you to the lameness of a 'classic' episode, we're bringing in Stephanie from Twee Time to host a 90's Grunge Extravaganza!
While not quite as monumental as the recent Umlauts & Powerchords reunion, this is a one-time special event and shouldn't be missed!
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Monday, May 1st, 2006

Content!

Alrighty, time for an update: All new content is going to be posted straight to magazine section. No more reviews under the DJ Show Page.

Recent reviews include The Sword - Age of Winters cd, The Holy Mountain live, and Awesome; I Fuckin' Shot That!. Also there's the monthly coulumn Johnny Suck's Concert Diary. Coming soon: a feature on Small Stone Records...

Enjoy!
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Sunday, April 23rd, 2006

Now With 33% More Suck!!

Relinquishing it's claim as the earliest metal radio show in Quebec, Turn Down The Suck is moving to prime time! No longer confined to the 90 minutes that was 1:30-3:00pm, 'The Suck will now be heard (still on Mondays) from 6:00-8:00pm - a full two hours!

What's Johnny Suck going to do with the extra time?
Rant about how much he hates society? Start playing even more Yob? Or just show up 30 minutes late each week? There's only one way to find out...

Tune in every Monday at 6:00.
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Thursday, February 9th, 2006

One Year of Suck!

This Monday, Feb 13 marks Turn Down The Suck's first anniversary! And, for double specialness, it'll also be the 50th edition of The Suck!! What's in store for such a tremendous occasion? Well, besides some HLA - Robert Dumont Live style, not much actually. But that's okay, because 'The Suck isn't about special editions, it's about rockin' out - plain and simple. So tune in to hear the same thing that you've missed 49 times before...
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Saturday, December 31st, 2005

End of The Year Lists

Well, as posted elsewhere, here's our Top of 2005 album list. And as a special bonus treat, here's a Miscellaneous of 2005 list. And as super-special bonus treat, check out that kick-ass jpeg!!

 

Top 10 Albums

1. Clutch - Robot Hive / Exodus
2. Vulgar Deli - Kill Rock 'N' Roll
3. Acid King - III
4. High on Fire - Blessed Black Wings
5. A Perfect Murder - Strength Through Vengance
6. Raging Speedhorn - How The Great Have Fallen
7. Kylesa - To Walk A Middle Course
8. Nashville Pussy - Get Some!
9. Corrosion of Conformity - In The Arms of God
10. Indian - The Unquiet Sky 

Miscellaneous Top 10

1. My Year Of Music Defined: CJLfuckin'O! 

2. Killer Show #1: Groovy Aardvark @ Metropolis, August
(farewell show, 3.5 hours start to finish, just absolutely unique and amazing)

3. Favourite Song: Yob - "Grasping Air"
(it's a shame that "The Mental Tyrant" wasn't this good. The Unreal Never Lived could have been #1)

4. Best Compilation: Snowstorm: Vol. 1
(most comps suck. this one didn't!)

5. Favourite 2004 Album (after the fact): Axehandle - Axehandle
(gotta thank Snowstorm for this one)

6. Killer Show #2: Stinking Lizaveta + Squalor @ Main Hall, June
(you just had to be there... too bad nobody was)

7. Killer Song Live: Floating Widget - " I Wanna Be A Robot"
(one of the songs I heard the most live, and it hasn't been released yet, and never has a song spoken so true, and, oh, it also kicks ass!)

8. Favourute DVD: Ghoulunatics - Blood Curdling Years
(go ahead, call me a fanboy)

9. Favourite Radio Show: Big Dumb Rock
(rip)

10. Band That I Don't Actually Like, That I Listened To The Most: Cephalic Carnage
(this grind band would be so amazing if they didn't play grind...)

 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Monday, December 19th, 2005

Now With 5000% More Lameness!

Due to a lapse in judgement, a lack of integrity, and even a bit of alcohol, Turn Down The Suck now has a myspace page.
Surprise!!

Really, who woulda thought that such a respectable show like The Suck would have bought into the bullshit of social networking?

Anyway, to be insincere and call us your friend, just go this way to lameness.
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Sunday, December 18th, 2005

Sleeping in.

Tomorrow (Dec 19th)'s show will be starting late, sometime around 2:00. The Lonesome Strangers will be covering for me, taking an extra half hour for their year in review show.

Why is the show starting late?
Because mind your damn business is why.
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Monday, September 5th, 2005

No Show This Week

There won't be a show this week, I'm taking Labour Day off. It's a holiday: so party time. But there should be a re-run of the June 6th edition of The Suck, starting around 2:00.
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Tuesday, August 23rd, 2005

Technical Difficulties

There was no show yesterday (August 22nd), the station wasn't broadcasting for a few days. So make sure to listen to the August 29th edition, which will jam packed with 2 weeks worth of goodness. New Fear Factory, new Madking Ludwig, more new Yob, maybe a Gigantour set... 
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Monday, August 8th, 2005

6 Month Anniversary

Next week's show (August 15th) will mark Turn Down The Suck's 6th anniversary. Woo Hoo!
In the last six months we've had 25 shows, countless fuck-ups, much Crowbar, High On Fire, & Kylesa, and some very sore ears.
Last night marked the end of Umlauts & Powerchords' three year run, let's hope that The Suck can last that long... Half a year down, two and half to go...   

 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Monday, July 25th, 2005

You Heard Him Here First!

Tune into CJLO's rockinest new show , The Almighty Riff  hosted by Zombieboy. You may recall that he made his radio premiere here on The Suck back in March.
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Monday, July 25th, 2005

Fantasia in Review

Tune in this week (July 25th) to hear a review of the films I went to see and of the festival in general.
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Monday, July 4th, 2005

New Bio

Check out the new bio. Compared to the old one it has half as many words and is twice as useless. Now that's efficient.

 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Monday, March 21st, 2005

Great Tasting, Less Filling Radio

Tune in next week (April 4th) to hear an edition of Turn Down The Suck Lite. We'll be joined by The Almighty Miss Laura. She'll be rocking the airwaves with the likes of Nashville Pussy, Priestess, Tricky Woo, and Akuma.
 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Wednesday, March 16th, 2005

2004 Results Are In!

Here at 'The Suck, we don't know the meaning of the term "ridiculously late". So, without further ado, here is our best of 2004 list:



Top 5 CD's (unordered):
Fear Factory - Archetype
Ghoulunatics - Sabacthany
Zeke - 'Til The Livin' End
Floating Widget - Praises To The Riff Monolith
Yob - The Illusion of Motion

Most Dissapointing CD:
The Hidden Hand - Mother, Teacher, Destroyer

Top 2003 CD that I only got my hands on in 2004:
Spirit Caravan - The Last Embrace

Top 3 Shows:
Anonymus @ Metropolis (Aug)
Anonymus + Ghoulunatics @ Metropolis (Dec)
BARF + Ghoulunatics + Vulgar Deli @ Spectrum (Sep)

 

Turn Down the Suck: News - Monday, March 14th, 2005

Turn Down The Suck special event!

Tune in to next week's show (March 21st) to hear special guest DJ: Zombieboy! He'll be joining me and entertaining you with some old-school heavy metal/hard rock. Look forward to hearing BOC, Judas Priest, Sabbath, Maiden, and more!