


Being in Toronto right in this moment is an interesting affair: North By North East has caused the city to be infested with tight-jean-wearing, daddy-pays-the-rent-but-we're-still-independent hipster sycophants. The upcoming G20 summit has infested the city with a variety of law enforcement officials from around the country, patrolling the city and generally looking useless... Case in point: Did the Hyatt Hotel really need over 30 police officers in its lobby, standing around and generally looking lost. The upcoming MuchMusic Video Awards has caused the city to be infested with a menagerie of vapid pop stars, cluttering up the seats with a giant unneeded set. It's a...

Meeting your idols is always a tricky proposition. What if they turn out to be dicks? What if they're completely uninterested in their craft, their work that you've invested so much emotional time into? What if...? What if, indeed. Sometimes I think up fantastic scenarios at shows while waiting for bands to start: the abovementionned center of my emotional attention will pull up the urinal next to me and I'll stop and pause, and reflect upon my options. Is there a proper protocol for this? After quickly Googling some key search terms ("heroes", "urinals", "chance encounters") and finding some rather strange adult websites, my somewhat ramshackle research leads me to...

Under the crimson lights of the glowing, ominous CN Tower, I found myself stumbling towards my hotel room just south of 2 am. It had been a long day, starting with an early-morning ride on the Megabus (complete with a Megarainstorm and Megabumps in the road) and through a myriad number of short journeys to get to this spot, here in chilly Toronto.
I stood on Queen Street, watching technicians piece together the giant outdoor stage for Sunday's MuchMusic Video Awards, complete with giant screens, reflective surfaces and smoke machines galore with some amusement. I stood staring at this giant monument to commercialism and...
The Flaming Lips
With Fang Island
Metropolis (59 Ste. Catherine E.)
$40.00 in advance / $45.00 at the door
A Greenland production